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Project Diva's new DLC is better than the upcoming sequel


Jun 13
// Josh Tolentino
E3 might be on, but here at Destructoid we cover other games, too. Like this one! It's called Hatsune Miku: Project Diva. It's a PSP rhythm game based on the singularly amazing "Vocaloid" line of virtual singing idols. Anyway...

Mario is for guys in their fifties

May 22 // Jonathan Holmes
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It's not uncommon for people to say that Nintendo only makes games for kids, and that the Mario games in particular are kid-only experiences. For instance, Blur, an upcoming "realistic" racing game featuring missile launching...

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Robot Unicorn Attack galloping onto the iPhone


May 20
// Hamza CTZ Aziz
The ever lovable Jordan Devore discovered the other day that Adult Swim used a quote of his for the TV ad for Give Up, Robot. After seeing the ad, I decided to check out the game and to finally play Robot Unicorn Attack. Yea...
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Cryptic wants to let Star Trek players into their ships


Feb 15
// Josh Tolentino
Contrary to popular belief, Star Trek isn't always about killing and violence and blowing up legions of hostile starships. Entire episodes of the various TV series can pass by without a single vaporization or bloody maiming. ...
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Microsoft claims that MS Banana Dollars aren't deceptive


Jan 21
// Josh Tolentino
There's always been a lot to buy on the Xbox LIVE Marketplace, and Microsoft is without a doubt hoping you'll spend as much money as possible buying Games on Demand. Unfortunately though, some have accused the 'soft of being ...
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Love Plus Christmas event gives cake, augments reality


Dec 22
// Josh Tolentino
[As posted on Japanator] The life-ruining awesome dating simulator Love Plus does a fine job of adding to the bleak wasteland that is the 3D world on its own, but it seems Konami has yet more plans in store for otaku and thei...
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Time's top ten games of 2009


Dec 09
// Jim Sterling
It's almost the end of the year, which means that top ten lists and reflective features are all the rage. Time magazine is among the first to print its definitive top ten games of 2009, and I'm sure you can all guess which ga...
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A Real Girlfriend lets you stick your finger up her nose


Nov 25
// Josh Tolentino
[As posted on Japanator] And by "real girlfriend" I mean Real Kanojo, an upcoming title  from Illusion Soft, better known to most English-speakers as "The RapeLay guys." It seems they've held off from causing immediate c...
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Mad Catz: Microsoft won't block our Wireless N adapter


Nov 17
// Jordan Devore
While Mad Catz' wireless N adapter may not be as sleek as the official Microsoft device, it has a few good things going for it. Namely, its price -- $79.99 compared to Microsoft's $100 asking price -- and the fact that it wor...
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Penultimate experience in gaming arrives in Love Death 4


Sep 20
// Matthew Razak
You knew it was coming. You knew that one day man would devise a way to control videogames with his penis. We think with it most of the time. Most of the games we play have something to do with proving who has the bigger wang...
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SexBox: new console for playing AO-rated games


Sep 04
// Topher Cantler
Oh my. A San Jose, CA-based company called Silicon Xtal Corporation has registered the name "SexBox" in the US, saying it will be used for "a video gaming console comprised of computer hardware with unique cont...
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UK Charts: Cricket tops an all-sport spectacular


Aug 10
// Jim Sterling
Samit Sarkar would be proud this week, as the UK Chart is full to the brim with sports. The top five games are sports- or fitness-related, with Ashes Cricket 2009 ruling over them all. Cricket is a ludicrous game, but British...
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Rhianna Pratchett: Cutscenes are still important


Aug 09
// Jim Sterling
It's become very en vogue to rail against cutscenes, claiming they break the flow of gameplay and do the interactive medium a disservice, but at least one writer believes otherwise. Rhianna Pratchett, whose last writing credi...
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Mr. Destructoid sneaks onto an album cover, win a copy now


Jul 06
// rayversus
If I were intelligent, I'd be able to write something clever and entertaining here. Sadly, I do not resemble anything remotely close to that, so please bare with me.  As you know, I'm Dtoid's video czar and run Dtoid's Y...
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Jimpressions: Killzone 2 'Flash & Thunder' map pack


Jun 12
// Jim Sterling
Once again, Guerrilla Games has brought forth a fresh fistful of DLC for Killzone 2, providing us with two more maps in which to throw our grenades and spam our rocket launchers. The "Flash & Thunder" map pack t...
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Dust is like Odin Sphere for furries


May 21
// Jim Sterling
Elysian Tail: Dust is an XNA-developed game by Dean Dodrill that is currently in its Pre-Alpha phase. There are two very interesting things about this particular title. First of all, it looks absolutely stunning, and even in ...
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Videogames are stressful things, claims new study


Feb 11
// Jim Sterling
According to a new British-backed Taiwanese study, videogames can be a contributing factor in rising stress levels and anxiety in young people. So, not only are they solely responsible for school shootings and rapists, they c...
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Blizzard mocks Diablo purists with unicorns that poo rainbows


Feb 03
// Jim Sterling
The controversy surrounding Diablo 3 has been utterly ridiculous, and nobody seems to know that more than the developer itself. Blizzard has been poking fun at purist "fans" who complained about the game's artistic ...
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What is MC Hammer doing with Activision?


Dec 14
// Jim Sterling
We have HOT information that nineties music sensation and preacher man MC Hammer is partaking in secret shenanigans with evil videogame publisher Activision.The word comes from Hammer's Twitter, where he confirmed that he's m...
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Soulja Boy getting his own game? May God have mercy


Dec 08
// Jim Sterling
The only thing I know about Soulja Boy is that his game-themed videos are ridiculous and that he's probably dyslexic. Oh, the other thing I know is that he's recently promised a Soulja Boy themed videogame. Oh yes.In an inter...
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Dyack: Too Human is so big one person can't possibly get all the in-game loot


Aug 13
// Colette Bennett
Kizuko recently interviewed the king of tasteful game promotion, Denis Dyack, and managed to find out a range of interesting information about Too Human, including that it can take between "15 and 80 hours to complete&qu...
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New Captain Rainbow characters revealed: Not-so-little Mac and Takamaru


Jul 23
// Jonathan Holmes
 One of the many things that sucked about NoA'a presentation at E3 '08 was the complete and utter lack of Captain Rainbow footage. In case you missed Chad's previous coverage of the game, here's a quick recap. Captain Ra...
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Destructoid Discusses! E3 equals meh? Maybe


Jul 22
// Dyson
Once again, back is the incredible ... The thyme animal ... The incredible Dyson G! Next-gen enemy number one ... FPS said freeze! And I got numb.Okay, so my poor attempt at quoting Public Enemy didn't go so well. In fact, it...
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Video Games Live performances now in CD and mp3 form


Jul 08
// NO LONGER WORKS AT DESTRUCTOID
If you have ever made it out to a Video Games Live show, you would know that it can leave you wanting more. Well, to continue the constant cycle of "first evers" VGL is giving you the option to purchase the "Fi...
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Alone on 4th of July? Dtoid can help!


Jun 28
// NO LONGER WORKS AT DESTRUCTOID
If you haven't heard, MillionManLan 7 is quickly approaching, and the deadline to sign up is Monday at 8 PM. It is a great event for gamers and promises to be an awesome weekend. So sign up here right now, and stop lying to y...
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Dtoid history: Bad idea blooper reel


Jun 19
// NO LONGER WORKS AT DESTRUCTOID
Look, I drink...and that has a tendency to result in some, let's just say, less-than-industry-standard ideas. For example, at the last Dtoid NARP, I tried to hire both midgets and strippers. Those little bastards make me laug...
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Feast your arse on the new trailer for Golden Axe: Beast Rider


May 31
// Jim Sterling
I am still torn on this one. While my love for generic action games is well known (I don't care for faux-innovation, just give me a sword and some monsters), there's something about the brawler style action game I truly miss,...
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Sadness screenshot revealed: Photograph of Bigfoot to follow


Apr 09
// Jim Sterling
When I saw the last trailer for Duke Nukem Forever, I was almost worried that, should 3D Realms be serious this time, we'd lose one of the greatest examples of vaporware ever not-created. Luckily, we still have Sadness, that ...
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Rumortoid: The Force Unleashed now has achievements


Apr 06
// NO LONGER WORKS AT DESTRUCTOID
With all of the Star Wars: The Force Unleashed news and videos hitting the web and TV this week, it is really hard to imagine that even more is available for a game as far off as September. Thanks to a faithful tipster, ...
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BREAKING: Geoff Keightley's copy of Mass Effect arrested in teen rape scandal


Apr 01
// Niero Desu
ZIMBABWE: Police have arrested game journalist Geoff Knightley's copy of Mass Effect for indecent exposure and filthy, filthy acts of unnatural sodomy. A neighbor phoned 911 after spotting the Mature-rated jewel case sprawled...

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