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Nintendo Download

Nintendo Download: Pocket Card Jockey

The Wii U is having a low key week with its eShop offerings, with a Style Savvy Virtual Console release, as well as Escape from Flare Industries, Midnight 2, PixelMaker, SpaceRoads, Sudoku and Permudoku, and The Beggar's Ride. Lots of ...

 
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Ubisoft

Ubisoft's Eagle Flight and Werewolves Within are on my radar

Ubisoft has a pair of virtual reality games arriving this year -- Eagle Flight, and Werewolf Within. The former is a cool looking flight simulator of sorts, where players don the guise of an eagle flying about Paris. If it actually has full...

 
Pocket Card Jockey
Counselor: Hello everyone and welcome to this addiction support group. I see we have a new face here tonight so, sir, if you'd like to stand up and tell us all why you're here? (I stand up) Me: Hello, I'm CJ. Group: Hello, CJ...   read

E3 2016
E3 has been winding down in recent years, especially with big name publishers like EA holding their own events off the showfloor, and Nintendo literally only showing Zelda at the conference in 2016. The rise of controlle...   read

Persona 5
After days of hype and months of waiting in general, Atlus held a Persona 5 livestream this morning. It involved a lot of teasing -- like, hours of teasing to be exact, but we did end up getting a worthwhile new trailer ...   read

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Star Fox Zero

Star Fox Zero might have poor sales but at least it has these puppets

When Falco is bringing back frightening memories of Skeksis chowing down at dinner or sucking the life out of little cabbage patch kids, you know it's legit. These Star Fox puppets man, they're so good! And Nintendo is getting as much milea...

 
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Zelda

Yes, the new Zelda is the only thing Nintendo has planned for E3

With multiple publishers pulling out of the E3 showfloor proper and holding their own events, it makes sense that Nintendo would ramp down even more than they have in recent years. But this ramp is basically a nub at this point. Nintendo ha...

 
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Persona 5

Watch the Persona 5 livesteam event here

Atlus is debuting their Persona 5 livestream right now, where it's expected that we'll get more information on the project -- specifically, a release date of some kind. At the moment they're just showing scenic views of Tokyo Tower in Japan...

 
Shadwen
Frozenbyte really doesn’t waste any time, does it? Less than a year after Trine 3 was released, the developer is back with timey-wimey stealth game Shadwen. Unfortunately, while it shows promise, maybe Frozenbyte is a bit too eager to get this one out.   read

Uncharted 4 review
Nathan Drake has a brother. That is the plot device that sets Uncharted 4: A Thief's End into motion. The once orphaned and alone boy Drake who sought a father figure in Victor Sullivan and, after three adventures, settled in...   read

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Retro X: Arcade

These retro X-Men games are truly terrible

Bless 'em for trying, but the retro inspired mini-games 20th Century Fox cooked up to promote X-Men: Apocalypse are pretty damn terrible. Tenuously tied to the film as a throwback to the '80s when the movie is set, Retro X: Arcade is a set ...

 
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The Force Awakens

Lego Star Wars: The Force Awakens looks better than expected

Well, hey, it's nice to have footage to put to Brett's words about Lego Star Wars: The Force Awakens. Having seen the movie three times now (once in a theater in an eye-melting front-row seat; again in a different theater at a proper viewi...

 
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SPAZ 2

I'm still down for Space Pirates and Zombies 2

It has been two years since I last heard about Space Pirates and Zombies 2, but the space-exploration game is nearly ready for Early Access, and I still think its concept of a post-apocalyptic galaxy with hundreds of AI captains out there d...

 
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Bloggers wanted

Bloggers wanted: All good things

Dark Souls 3 is all anyone is talking about on qtoid for the past few weeks and yet it may or may not be the last title in the long fabled Souls series. From Software has flip-flopped a little, but Miyazaki certainly wants to end his involv...

 
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Humble Bundle

Three more games join the Nintendo Humble Bundle

Since we last checked in, the Humble Friends of Nintendo Bundle has brought in over $1.2 million and added three extra titles -- Swords & Soldiers II (Wii U), Nano Assault EX (3DS), and Runbow (Wii U) -- for folks who choose the pay-mor...

 
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Game domains

Top level .game and .games domains are coming very soon

It's not the sexiest news in our inbox today, but it may be the one that has the most impact for years to come. It was recently announced that the .game domain extension is launching for public purchases on May 17. A similar extension, .gam...

 
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Vermintide

Vermintide's Drachenfels DLC introduces three new spooky maps

Joe liked the first-person cooperative rat-smashing Warhammer: End Times - Vermintide quite a bit, even though he felt it didn't do enough to differentiate itself from Left 4 Dead. I haven't had a chance to dig my teeth into it yet, bu...

 
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Shadow of the Beast

The new Shadow of the Beast packs in the Amiga original

We're a couple of weeks out from the Shadow of the Beast reimagining for PlayStation 4, and Heavy Spectrum has confirmed a much-appreciated unlockable bonus: the Amiga version of the original game. If you could never beat it before, you'll ...

 
PODCAST
Subscribe to the podcast via iTunes or download it here. On this week's Podtoid, the boys have a nice chin wag about Star Fox Zero, Hitman, Severed, the Mirror's Edge Catalyst beta, the Nintendo NX's release window, and the new Zelda's delay, and Harry Potter.   read

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PODTOID QUESTIONS

Podtoid records today and we're fielding your questions

May the Hidden Fortress be with you on this, the fourth of May! Or watch your favorite Akira Kurosawa flick. Or pull pud to Antique Roadshow, I don't care; just don't mention a certain sci-fi series. Kyle, Darren, Brett and I are recording ...

 
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Olympics

Bowser has quite the rhythmic gymnastics routine

No, we aren't having a mass fever dream -- that really is Bowser dancing with his rhythmic gymnastics clubs for a minute and a half. And gracefully, I might add. Look at the Koopa go! This is the first time in a long time that I haven't sh...

 
Bazaar

Review: Bazaar

I see the term "tech demo" used derogatorily often, but it shouldn't always be an insult. Sure, if a game is 60 bucks and uses a half-assed gimmick, it deserves to be called out. But for bite-sized $10 experiences that are fun to play for a few hours, an afternoon of light fare isn't the worst thing in the world. Bazaar is basically the definition of that concept.   read

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Star Wars

How I feel on Star Wars day as a non-Star Wars fan

I'm just gonna start the Cinco de Mayo festivities a day early. Cinco de Cuatro. Mass suicide is always fun in GTA [reddit]

 
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Deals

May the 4th be discounts: All the Star Wars PC game deals

The Sith Lord has phoned in and the marketing department has received his memo. Game deals are aplenty this May 4th aka Star Wars Day. Is it just an excuse to toss up game deals and let Star Wars fans open their wallets? Yes. Yes, it is. Ma...

 
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Battlefield

EA is giving out Battlefield Premium to EA Access members

In addition to its free DLC giveaway for the Battlefield series, EA is also extending additional bonuses for EA Access subscribers in the form of Battlefield Hardline Premium. Premium is basically a fancy word for "Season Pass," as it inclu...

 
Overwatch
Overwatch may not have a campaign, but it sure has a story. Framed around a conflict called the "Omnic [sentient robot] Crisis," Overwatch was a peacekeeping organization that was thrown into turmoil and subsequentl...   read

EA Star Wars
Now that Star Wars is even more relevant coming off of a billion dollar plus grossing film, EA is set to capitalize on that success as much as it possibly can with the license. Those plans include a brand new game in conjunct...   read

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Steam

Valve mixes up Steam's review system

Steam's reviews, much like the entire Greenlight system, have room for improvement. In addition to spam review bomb issues, there's also a ton of clutter with the current UI, though Valve has responded to one problem in particular this week...

 
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League of Legends

League of Legends' next Champion gets her own Airbender anime intro

Did you think Riot Games would stop introducing Champions at some point? Silly person. League of Legends is getting yet another character soon in the form of Taliyah, the Stoneweaver, and as usual she sports an interesting aesthetic an...

 
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Touhou

The next Touhou game is getting a special edition in the west

NISA is publishing Touhou Genso Rondo: Bullet Ballet in the west, and it just unveiled a pretty packed special edition that's listing at $50 this week. It comes with tons of art, pins, the soundtrack, digital themes and avatars, and a ...

 

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Inquisitive Ravenclaw

Is it weird that CJs review is the first time Ive seen the US price for Pocket Card Jockey listed anywhere? They were pretty mum on it until now (maybe because its cheaper in way, its totally worth Addiction City, here I come!

 
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9 hours of Overwatch just happened and I didnt realise I guess productivity can wait until

 
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mmmmmmmmmmm that Persona 5 trailer is a fine way to wake Also could Torch have found P5 best girl? Perhaps, but only time will

 
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I really want to try Overwatch, but with my connection, it wont be done downloading until the open beta is

 
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It has finally Ive never played it before and I wont be able to start it for a few

 
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