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Geralt will grow a beard while you play The Witcher 3
FUTURE
7:00 PM on 03.23.2015


There was almost ice skating in The Witcher 3
The concept was prototyped
3:00 PM on 03.09.2015


Here's what you'll find in The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt Xbox One Collector's Edition
The real-life version of Gwent sounds pretty cool
6:00 PM on 03.07.2015


CD Projekt RED isn't afraid to make The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt difficult
Some like it hot, and some sweat when the heat is on
4:30 PM on 02.06.2015


The Witcher 3 team recorded 16 hours of motion capture for sex scenes
Yep Yep Yep Yep Yep Yep Uh Huh
10:00 PM on 02.01.2015


Today is your last day to grab The Witcher 2 and D4 for free
On Xbox platforms
2:49 PM on 01.31.2015


Witcher 3 may have 'Insanity' mode, deletes your save upon death
Plus, how to carry over choices from earlier games
1:30 PM on 01.28.2015


Xbox One may only achieve 900p vs. PS4's 1080p in The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt
I can't even tell the difference with my glasses off!
2:00 AM on 01.28.2015


I hope this video satisfies your desire for disclosure
It does satisfy my need for NITRO-FUELED MAYHEM
6:30 PM on 01.26.2015


My first four hours with The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt
Not all who wander are lost
9:00 AM on 01.26.2015


Witcher 3: Wild Hunt recap explains what the hell a witcher is
Witcher 2 free on Games for Gold
9:00 AM on 01.15.2015


Well, crap: Witcher 3 PC requirements released
Console version it is!
1:45 PM on 01.07.2015


These Witcher 3 steelbook covers look incredible
I'm getting a Drew Struzan vibe
9:00 PM on 01.02.2015


CD Projekt moves The Witcher 3 to May 19, 2015
'[W]e see many details that need to be corrected'
12:30 PM on 12.08.2014


Witcher FreeLC: Wild Hunt has 16 free pieces of DLC
Hehehehe, like '3,' but 'free' and like 'D,' but '3'
11:15 AM on 11.06.2014


The Witcher 3 intro cinematic: Yep, still want this
Witcher? I hardly even know her!
12:00 PM on 10.24.2014


The Witcher Battle Arena debuts first gameplay, beta is Android-only
'No pay-to-win' elements
12:00 PM on 08.22.2014


Want to watch 35 minutes of gameplay from The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt?
Of course you do
12:30 PM on 08.19.2014


Look at all the crazy stuff that comes in The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt collector's edition
For Xbox One, that is
1:00 PM on 08.17.2014


Set aside five minutes for this Witcher 3 footage
Nothing good ever comes from swamps
1:45 PM on 08.14.2014


Sear your retinas with these Witcher 3: Wild Hunt screenshots from gamescom!
The latest screenshots and artwork from the stunning RPG
7:30 PM on 08.13.2014


The Witcher 3 will be at San Diego Comic-Con
See the first 'consumer' preview of the game
2:45 PM on 07.15.2014


Video: The Witcher Battle Arena free-to-play MOBA coming to mobile devices
Try saying "mobile MOBA" five times fast
7:15 PM on 07.02.2014


Uh, okay: CD Projekt is doing a free-to-play Witcher MOBA for mobile
Coming Q4 2014
2:00 PM on 07.01.2014


Witcher 3 uses Nvidia's HairWorks for 200,000 strands of wolf hair
Same as the Call of Duty Ghost Dog
10:00 AM on 06.25.2014


Video: The Witcher 3: The Wild Hunt's spoiler leak and 'possible' sexy romance options
Why did somebody have to go and take a leak?
5:00 PM on 06.24.2014


Watch out for The Witcher 3 spoilers
Design documents have leaked
1:30 PM on 06.23.2014


Get down and dirty with The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt gameplay and screens
This is one gorgeous Wild Hunt
4:45 PM on 06.16.2014


The Witcher 3: The Wild Hunt looks great in motion
Give me gameplay over CGI trailers any day
12:45 PM on 06.09.2014


The Witcher 3 releasing February 24, 2015
This game, you guys
1:24 PM on 06.05.2014


Thanks Obama: U.S. President mentions The Witcher in visit to Poland
Admits he is 'not very good at videogames'
11:00 AM on 06.03.2014


CD Projekt's summer conference set for June 5
Live event with Witcher 3 and GOG.com news
2:30 PM on 05.28.2014


CD Projekt RED promises no platform-exclusive content for The Witcher 3
The anti-Watchdogs
1:45 PM on 05.20.2014


CD Projekt: Witcher 3 may run better on PS4, but it's more of a 'PR differentiation'
Developer doesn't think the differences will be gamebreaking
11:30 AM on 05.14.2014


Farts 'N' Crafts: The Witcher 3 and warheads candy
Fetch me a literjon of vodka, Dandelion! This lozenge has curdled my tongue.
7:00 PM on 05.13.2014


GOG.com begins its Battle of the Games promo
A week of voting on deals
1:45 PM on 04.14.2014


The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt will 'go nuts' graphically on Xbox One and PS4
Aesthetic perfection?
6:30 PM on 03.31.2014


Polish wasn't the only reason for The Witcher 3's delay
Well, obviously
4:45 PM on 03.18.2014


Witcher 3 delayed, Angry Birds gets Epic, and an Ouya game about Slavery
DTOID News salutes ursine iconoclasm
11:30 PM on 03.13.2014


The Witcher 3 delay doesn't impact Cyberpunk 2077
Well that's reassuring
12:00 PM on 03.12.2014


CD Projekt pushes The Witcher 3 to February 2015
'Ultimately, you, the players, must get an unforgettable adventure to experience'
12:25 PM on 03.11.2014


You can play The Witcher franchise for free this weekend
Steam has also knocked the price down by 80 percent
6:00 PM on 02.14.2014


The Witcher 3 developers leave for 11 bit studios
Nice moves
11:30 AM on 02.06.2014


These Witcher 3 screenshots show a world worth exploring
And serve as a painful reminder that we don't have a proper release date
4:45 PM on 01.28.2014


Namco Bandai to publish The Witcher 3 in Australia
Also New Zealand
1:00 PM on 01.19.2014


Take on monsters in the Witcher Adventure Game
It's actually a board game, not a point-'n'-click title
6:30 PM on 01.08.2014


Destructoid's most wanted games of 2014
What do we want? These games! When do we want them? This year!
4:00 PM on 01.06.2014


The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt keeps looking better and better
One man returns to kill everything... well mostly everything
11:00 AM on 12.08.2013


New look at The Division set for later this week at VGX
Ubisoft is set to reveal new trailer at gaming award show
1:45 PM on 12.03.2013


CD Projekt almost failed before The Witcher 2
An expensive console port almost closed the studio
12:30 PM on 11.08.2013

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