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DeNA wants its Nintendo partnership to yield games that make $25M per month
Think big
2:30 PM on 04.01.2015


Nevermind brings biofeedback horror to Steam Early Access
Fear is the mind killer
2:00 PM on 04.01.2015


There's a mysterious button on reddit, and OH GOD, SHOULD I PRESS IT?
I did, and I'm suddenly ashamed
1:30 PM on 04.01.2015


Dark Dreams Don't Die with Deadly Premonition
If only it were real
1:00 PM on 04.01.2015


A Serious Sam voice pack for The Talos Principle is weird and awesome
And free
12:30 PM on 04.01.2015


Sunset Overdrive gets a permanent price drop, trades freaks for robots
Now $39.99
12:00 PM on 04.01.2015


You'd think Driveclub would want to stay away from the word 'buggy'
It's more tolerable in this context, though
11:30 AM on 04.01.2015


Dark Souls II: Scholar of the First Sin's enhancements are minor, but I ended up beating it again
Don't double dip
11:00 AM on 04.01.2015


Club Nintendo posts Platinum and Gold rewards
They're all-digital again
10:20 AM on 04.01.2015


Bloodborne beaten in under 40 minutes
6 hours in and I haven't beaten a boss
9:00 AM on 04.01.2015


The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth might make its way to the New 3DS, Wii U, and Xbox One
'Hope you can clench your butthole for a few weeks'
8:02 AM on 04.01.2015


800 Slowpokes escape secret Japanese research lab
Mother of God
7:00 AM on 04.01.2015


PlayStation Home is dead
Finally, it limps sadly into the sunset
6:00 AM on 04.01.2015


Bowser amiibo functionality coming to Mario Kart 8
That, or a Nintendo Twitter account messed up
5:00 AM on 04.01.2015


Kojima Productions logo removed from Silent Hills website
Maybe it's nothing, but things are getting concerning
3:00 AM on 04.01.2015


Fake VR boob goggles showed me that 'two party politics' are no good for gaming
Maybe it was inevitable
11:30 PM on 03.31.2015

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