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9:00 PM on 08.08.2014

Reshiram and Zekrom are the best

"If I were to marry Reshiram, Zekrom would be my best man"- JustinRPG

Jonathan Holmes

1:00 AM on 08.06.2014

Shovel Knight sales shakedown, breakdown

Shovel Knight has been out for a month and many have been curious about how well it's selling. We heard that it was exceeding expectations, but by how much? The good folks at Yacht Club Games have put an immense amount of wor...

Jonathan Holmes

9:30 PM on 08.04.2014

If Super Meat Boy became a man, maybe he'd be bacon

A lot of people complain that every platformer on Kickstarter uses 2D sprite art. Well quitcher bitchin. This one uses fancy looking polygons and it looks pretty great. The game is called Bacon Man and it's "an adventur...

Jonathan Holmes

1:00 PM on 08.03.2014

It's Mario vs. Pokemon Trainer with a claymation twist

It's the Gameboy's 25th birthday this year! I never liked that thing. The fact that it beat out a quality piece of hardware like the Atari Lynx used to really bother me... when I was 13. Since then I've learned to not worry ...

Jonathan Holmes

12:00 PM on 08.03.2014

Gone Home dev on the futility of defining the word 'game'

[Sup Holmes is a weekly talk show for people that make great videogames. It airs live every Sunday at 4pm EST on Youtube, and can be found in Podcast form on Libsyn and iTunes.] Last Sunday on Sup Holmes ...

Jonathan Holmes

11:00 AM on 08.03.2014

Clerks actor heads up point-and-click adventure Randal's Monday

Many who fondly remember playing point-and-click adventure games growing up are quick to find that the feeling just isn't the same should they give those classics another spin. The same is often said of Clerks, Kevin Smith's...

Jonathan Holmes





11:30 AM on 08.02.2014

J-Pop and blood droplets haunt this Fatal Frame film trailer

The next Fatal Frame game is set to hit the Wii U in Japan next month, while fans everywhere else wait with baited breath for news on if they'll ever get to play it. One thing we can be sure of is that the coinciding Fa...

Jonathan Holmes

10:30 AM on 08.02.2014

Hyrule Warriors' Link costume DLC is for Zelda nerds only

This trailer gave me a case of the vapors. Those three Zelda games may look similar to those who only have a passing familiarity with the series, but for those who've played them all in-depth, they represent three very ...

Jonathan Holmes

9:30 AM on 08.02.2014

Celebrate Y2K all over again with WayForward's first GBC game

Late last year, we were lucky to have industry legend and founding member of WayForward Matt Bozon on Sup Holmes. That's where I heard about Xtreme Sports, WayForward's first Gameboy Color game. It sounded like a cross betwe...

Jonathan Holmes



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How would you feel if your online opponent was secretly a bot?
by Jonathan Holmes

Yesterday I was playing Wii Sports Club Boxing online while contemplating stuff to talk about on this week's Sup Holmes. I thought I'd have a while to think, but I was wrong. I only had to wait like 3 seconds before I was thrown into a match. For the least popular mode of a game that I'm guessing hasn't even sold 750,000 yet, that's not too shabby. 

I got my butt kicked, so I jumped into another match. Again, it was just 3 seconds before I found a new opponent. Again, I got beat down (K.O'ed on the first fall!), so again I went looking for another a new challenger. Again, I was paired up quickly, but this time I won. After that I cut my losses and went back to training mode. Sometimes its best to quit while you're ahead. 

Now I'm not accusing Nintendo of anything here, but while punching those giant floating training mode plates, the thought crossed my mind that the person I just fake-assautled might not even be real. Maybe none of them were real. They did engage in a few exchanges with me using the games pre-set text dialogue system, but that's not exact solid proof of humanity. On top of that, all their Mii's were pretty generic, and their fighting styles were awfully similar to what you might find in CPU opponents in single player mode. Then again, in Wii Sports Boxing, there isn't a whole lot of strategy when you're not very good. It's pretty much just "Always Be Punching: The Game" (which tells you how rusty I am that I kept losing), regardless if you're fighting a the game's AI or some other flailing schlub like yourself. 

The question is, if Nintendo had set up some auto-play online opponents to give the illusion that you were taking on a "real" person, would that be a bad thing?

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10:00 AM on 07.27.2014

Darunia will hammer all-comers

Most of the official trailers for Hyrule Warriors are short compilations showing off big and boisterous attacks. What they haven't shown is much of the game's overall flow and pacing. That's caused some to worry that Nintend...

Jonathan Holmes

1:30 PM on 07.26.2014

What if Ganondorf and Link were... closer?

It was fun to see how the internet reacted to speculation that Link in the next Zelda for Wii U might be a woman. The response was very similar to how I imagined the world might respond to a Blasian Link. When it was revealed...

Jonathan Holmes

11:00 AM on 07.26.2014

Adventure Time: The Secret of the Nameless Kingdom is a shameless Zelda-like

Adventure Time is so inherently well suited to videogames that it almost works against it. Every fan of the series already knows what they want in an Adventure Time game. Sadly, none of the game adaptations of the serie...

Jonathan Holmes

11:00 PM on 07.21.2014

This fake Choir Kids trailer for Smash Bros. 4 is a scream

Did you hear the news? Sweet Patrick Hancock and I let loose a huge eruption of mental fan fudge about Smash Bros. 4 last Sunday! We rattled on and on about our hopes, fears, and predictions for the game, making for an edito...

Jonathan Holmes

12:30 PM on 07.20.2014

How DannyB defeated his father

[Sup Holmes is a weekly talk show for people that make great videogames. It airs live every Sunday at 4pm EST on Youtube, and can be found in Podcast form on Libsyn and iTunes.] Last week on Sup Holmes, w...

Jonathan Holmes



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Smash Bros. 4: Hopes, Fears, and Predictions
by Jonathan Holmes

When it comes to writing about Smash Bros, I'm a control freak. If Destructoid goes more than a day without posting about the series, I get impatient. Smash Bros is actually a big reason why I got started here. Back in 2007, the great Adam Dork hosted a weekly Smash Bros Dojo contest where readers were invited to guess what the daily Smash Bros news would be for the day.

Those were simpler times. No responsibility, no accidentally enraging thousands of people by having opinions about game design, no accusations of only working for Dtoid for the fame and fortune, or of being a being hipster who only writes about videogames to impress women who wear wooden glasses and ride bicycles made of hemp. While I'm happy to be where I am today, there's definitely advantages to being "just a fan" and not a "a videogame editorialist" (whatever that means). 

Patrick Hancock and I decided to approach this article from strictly a fan's perspective. We love Smash Bros. We think about it everyday. Getting those thoughts out of our brains felt good, and we hope it feels good for you to read about them.

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