Pretty much sums it up
I need you darling Come on set the tone If you feel you're falling Won't you let me know Oh-oh-oh-oh-ooh Oh-oh-oh-oh-ooh
[If you can't see the video try this: Yakisoba 8 Bits]
This is not a gallery
Who had the best E3 booth this year? From a media viewpoint, I'd say it had to be Nintendo. The open plan allowed the fans to channel their excitement in the middle instead of having to elbow through to enjoy the games. The p...
Wish you were here
Electronic Entertainment Expo, commonly known as E3, is an annual trade fair for the video game industry, presented by the Entertainment Software Association (ESA). It is used by many video game publishers and accessory manuf...
Says their marketing dudes on Twitter
Zombething weed-wackery this way cometh.
There's not a leaf of evidence on the PopCap site or official PvZ twitter account yet, but there appears to be some grassroots marketing afoot. Peep these not-so-subtle twee...
We changed some stuff
It's been about a month since we switched to Bootstrap instead of a thousand nested HTML tables, and for the most part I think it's gone well *ducks tomatoes*. I know it has probably been frustrating as a reader to see the si...
Placeholder or probability
[Update: Microsoft has confirmed the downloadable version of Windows 10 will be released on July 29.]
Why did Windows OEM prices quietly go up by $10? Because 7 8 9 herpa derp.
Windows 10, the long-awaited update to make Wind...
The mashup you've been waiting for
Get angry that you didn't think of it first.
Uploaded two days ago, Kris Sundberg's mashup parody of Mario Kart and Mad Max: Fury Road has already racked up 1.4 million views and counting, possibly from all the repeat v...
What TV do you game on?
Doesn't it look like she's just putting up a glossy poster? They're calling them wallpaper TVs.
That's an OLED flexible TV being affixed to magnetic sticker. Put up a sticker, install a TV. The unit is light enough to b...
Indie superpowers combine
Huge news today! Starting this summer Destructoid will be publishing a digital magazine with GameFan. It's a 60-page whopper that's half Destructoid on one side, half GameFan on the other but all indie, all enthusiast, all pa...
More features and speed on all devices
[ Update 1: Comment tracking is back. Top right corner, pulldown thingy. ]
[ Update 2: Private messages and the cblog editor are being restored now.
This week we're working on making the site run smoothly on ...
Google hates us
A big change is coming!
Games blogging after YouTube and iPhones
In the golden days of videogames blogging, when there was no juicy AAA videogame news a publisher in my shoes would have an arsenal of timeless features to forage the drought. With mobile game sales crushing console sales and...
We're that site
[This just came to our support email line. I thought I'd share, just in case anyone else feels this way.]
"Been browsing Dtoid for years but these ads, man. They're out of control. At the top, the bottom, the ...
Thank God for him
Former Destructoid reviews editor Jim Sterling has gone indie, and he needs your help. The dude has worked for over 8 years doing video games reviews here and on sites like Escapist, and now he's trying to build his own site...
Live a little (longer)
Here's a quick word from our sponsor, Terra Battle, a free-to-play role playing game designed by Final Fantasy's creator, now available on your Android and iOS devices. The game is on its way to 1.2 million do...
Why Penis Why
Editor's note: In an internal staff email us old-timers were just laughing about the absurdity of this super fanboy article I wrote back in 2007 voicing my disgust with the redesigned Street Fighter. I've since grown accustom...
Papa Niero is proud
As some of you may have heard by now, Dale North (our editor in chief from 2010-2014) will be moving on to sunnier, though less 'toidy skies. You can read that announcement here. It's no secret that Dale and I have definitel...
Super sexy! Click every picture thrice and Myspace it
The moment all you college dudes have been waiting for is here! So make sure your boss isn't looking and get ready to steamboat the weasel, because I need the pageviews and my gallery is the tits!
Living the dream
Hey new guy, did you know that Destructoid was founded just to get me into E3?
Introducing the new ScrewAttack Network which is now a thing
For those of you that follow gaming websites and personalities as closely as you do the games here's a wild one: our friends over at ScrewAttack were acquired today by Fullscreen. Craig Skistimas and his lovely haired ...
Thanks again to SEGA, TWITCH, and En Masse Entertainment
Destructoid loves to put on parties for our community, and our new event concept "ROBOT" was our biggest production ever! While we're working on the video from the party here's a gallery of the amazing people that rolled through.
GDC '14 + March 18 @ Mighty
Details to come. RSVP
Also, HUGE Members get double the winning odds
[Update: Contest over! Winners are ShiroYasha, KilpiBan, JONtoidColor, and Mr Grrrr!]
The PS4 and Xbox One are around the corner. You're gonna need games. We're happy to buy your first. Here's our first contest to win your w...
Slender Man is a busy guy. Walking around forests, standing, moving his head crazy like, standing, looking all crazy up in those woods. We spent some off-hours time with him during the day to find out what he does to blow of...
A full copy of Pathologic is waiting in your Dtoid Perks
Want some cheap Halloween-flavored games? How about a free one?
Our friends at GOG.com are having a 48 hour sale this week with titles marked down to as little as $1.79. The games include Amnesia: A Machine for Pigs, Amn...
New free-to-play cover-based third-person shooter
Update: We have an interview!
Like '80s comic books? You're gonna dig this -- Destructoid just received an exclusive look at Zombie Studios' next game: Phantom Army, a free-to-play third-person cover-based shooter with ...
Upgrade your account and get dibs our giveaways
Have you played NightSky yet? We've got Steam codes for all of our members right now, courtesy of our friends at Nicalis.
Destructoid's Jonathan Holmes gave it an 8/10, calling NightSky a "physics-focused puzzle platfor...
Everyone else: there's a 15% off sale on everything
If you love meticulously-crafted, quality indie games as much as we do, this is for you.
For the past year, IndieGameStand (IGS) has been helping indie game developers promote and sell their games with four-day pay-what-...