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8-bit hotties poked, prodded, categorized photo

SydLexia thinks you're a total perv.

Of course, he's right. I mean, I can't count how often one of my readers e-mails me asking for Lara Croft's phone number even though I've repeatedly explained that she's both fictional and has the clap.

Thankfully, Syd, being the kind fellow he is, has compiled a much more wholesome list of women you would be proud to take home to your mother; a list of hotties from the old 8-bit era! From Birdo to Irene Lew to Samus Aran, these are women who didn't need realistic breast physics to succeed in the male dominated world of gaming, instead they used the 15 or so pixels that made up their bodies to introduce male gamers to a world of lust and intrigue that would last until your mother got home and saw you playing The Little Mermaid with your pants around your ankles. 

He rates each of the ladies by their hotness, inner beauty and a third, totally random variable and somehow manages to make Maxim look like a bunch of community college drop outs. Like, even more so.








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Dan's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2006 03:17
Dan
AHHHH... the goggles do nothing!!
Dunsparce4Prez's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2006 03:48
Dunsparce4Prez
That Zelda looks like Hillary Clinton.
Lezbro's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2006 04:01
Lezbro
Gah!
Ishaan's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2006 04:10
Ishaan
Oh god...my eyes! Nex, you bastard...
Detry's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2006 04:35
Detry
Is this the line to cockpunch Nex?
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2006 05:21
Darren Nakamura
Worst Zelda cosplayer ever.
bleep's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2006 07:25
bleep
Damn shes Flurking HAWT!
Dunsparce4Prez's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2006 13:02
Dunsparce4Prez
That would make them triplets, FYI.
Dunsparce4Prez's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2006 13:06
Dunsparce4Prez
Uhhh. Oh. Sorry, I can't read. You said triplet. But yeah, keep that princess in the twilight.
Plisskin's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2006 08:26
Plisskin
Yikes! I've been wasting my youth saving her!? Oh I've wasted my life....
Mizar's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2006 10:37
Mizar
I'm sure she's a very nice girl... and that's about the nicest thing you can say here.
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