*60% of GameFAQs users don't have girlfriends
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60% of GameFAQs users don't have girlfriends

4:40 PM on 08.03.2010  ·  Jim Sterling@JimSterling
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The common image of the average GameFAQs community member is that of an adolescent, perpetually lonely, squirty little virgin who makes nightly love to his cardboard cut-out of Nathan Drake. According to an anonymous (obviously) poll set up by the site, that image has now been proven to be a scientific fact. 

The poll gaged the relationship status of 79268 GameFAQs users and the results were conclusive. 42.35% of users have never had a significant other, while 25.28% are currently single, but attest to having had "one" in the past. 14.55% are in a non-serious relationship, 9.15% are engaged, and a mere 8.67% are married. 

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It Looks Like Most Gamers Have Never Had Girlfriends [Hot Blooded Gaming]

 
 

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