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60% of GameFAQs users don't have girlfriends


4:40 PM on 08.03.2010
60% of GameFAQs users don't have girlfriends photo



The common image of the average GameFAQs community member is that of an adolescent, perpetually lonely, squirty little virgin who makes nightly love to his cardboard cut-out of Nathan Drake. According to an anonymous (obviously) poll set up by the site, that image has now been proven to be a scientific fact. 

The poll gaged the relationship status of 79268 GameFAQs users and the results were conclusive. 42.35% of users have never had a significant other, while 25.28% are currently single, but attest to having had "one" in the past. 14.55% are in a non-serious relationship, 9.15% are engaged, and a mere 8.67% are married. 

In related news, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

It Looks Like Most Gamers Have Never Had Girlfriends [Hot Blooded Gaming]






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