Ever wanted to shoot 50 Cent in the face? Darryl Baum failed to do it in real life, but you may at least have an opportunity to do it in the virtual realm, if Fiddy doesn't back down from his recent challenge.
Curtis "50" Jackson "Cent" III has declared that, having been given an opportunity to play his own game, Blood on the Sand, he is rather good at it. Good enough, in fact, to challenge anybody brave enough to face him.
"I actually had the opportunity to play it, and I'm pretty good at it," claims the rap sensation. "If anybody out there wants to create a challenge or wants to bet some money online, we could play the game right now."
O RLY? Jared Rea kickstarted the call to arms and has already accepted, but Destructoid not only accepts this challenge, but wishes to up the ante. Destructoid will gather a "posse" of videogame journalists (including Jared, if our "homie" is up for it) to do battle against the whole of the G-Unit, if Mr. Cent isn't too pussy to face us. We will do this thing.
If 50 Cent and his "crew" want to face the D-Unit, he need only name a time and place, "dawg."
Contest:
11:23 AM on 12.12.2008
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This would be one of the few times I would cheer for jim sterling and his "D-Unit" to kick his ass..
Well, have fun with your victories.
50 Cent = 1
Destructoid = 0
Pwnd Jimmy nuts, you just got pwnd!
This game will be terrible...
Now, if Cliffy B wants to challenge me in Gears 1 or 2 and put that Epic money on it... then I'm game, my cracka!
PS. The bet has to be lower than 100 dollars because of the recession, my shitty job pay, weed bags, and Christmas. Yes, I blamed Santa!
check it out!
You can forward those claims to his email: Honkycrackerton@whitebread.com
Don't you know that tight rhymes deflect bullets? It has something to do with subsonic resonance or something.
no really though. I don't mind the guy. I just wish he'd stop runnin off at the mouth.
Yes, by posting about 50 Cent, I've been owned. And the fact that you're posting about me (as well as adding to the comment count) makes you ... ?
If they can't be bothered to get a 80*80 image, I can't be bothered to read their Jim-Flaming shit.
Well that doesn't explain how he deflects bullets. I mean, you said "tight" rhymes, right?
@Debeo-
Wait a minute. Having a little picture next to your name suddenly makes you less anonymous? Am I supposed to know your true identity because you have a Super Metroid avatar? If someone from Dtoid saw a guy who looked just like Glass Joe on the street, would they be sure it was me?
Keep it up. I need to replace my PAL Wii.
I'd have to buy $.50's game (I'm not about to type it out in full) in order to play against him. Whether he's good or not is irrelevant, as I'd rather play him on even, neutral ground, on a game that would actually match skill and talent more than sheer mugging and bragging rights.
BOMBERMAN LIVE, PLS!
It is a matter of personal preference my good man. I am a long time reader, and occasional contributer, but I am not a fool!
D_UNIT!
Show him what-for, yes?
I try not to do it But sometimes I can't help it and will even do it poorly throw some typos in for full effect.... Some of the stuff he says people can not help them selfs.
Ya I am a "fucktards" I was born that way possibly in a test tube filled with hitlers blood.
Besides I never read what anybody says in comments and almost never go back to read replys after I post. So I do not see why people just don't skip comments they don't want to read...Hell I did not read most of the post on this page and don't on most comment pages..
Fuck Fitty, Fuck him in all of his scarred bullet holes.
I lol'd so hard :'D
By at least having an avatar I'm at least trying to show that I wish to have a semi-identity, even if it is also anonymous and completely digital. The answer to your question is of course not, but that sure would be neat if you did look like Glass Jaw Joe.
Good luck with that.
MEDIC!
There, that should sort out the votes of any cold-war era Americans. As for the rest of you:
50p has been shot 9 times. Anything that is shot 9 times and doesn't die must be undead. If you're posting here you must be a gamer. If you're a gamer you must like nothing more than beating the crap out of zombies. therefore you should want D-Unit to crap all over G-Unit.
MARVEL AT MY CONVOLUTED LOGIC!