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Words cannot describe how badly I want to make fun of this game. It's the ultimate in posturing badassery, placing you in the role of rapper 50 Cent as he goes to the Middle East to perform and gets paid not with the almighty dollar, but a skull encrusted in diamonds. No, I'm not joking. It doesn't get much pimper than that, ladies and gents.
 
But hold your jokes, just for a second, and watch the video. As our own Nick Chester has commented, the first game wasn't half bad, and despite the thick-as-molasses attitude, this one looks pretty passable too. Add in the fact that you can pop a cap in people as a matter of course, and you might want to put down your pride and give it a spin. Maybe.
 
[Via Joystiq -- Thanks, TrailerParkJesus]
 
 

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Professor Pew's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 09:46
Professor Pew
#1 in tha hood G!

Looks pretty fun to me...
SnakeDude4Life's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 09:46
SnakeDude4Life
Can curb stomp some guy while throwing MAH MONEIS in his face?
PappaDukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 09:48
PappaDukes
Is this a movie or a game!?!? Very confusing with the movie-preview-voice-guy narration.
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 09:48
EternalDeathSlayer
The explosions look kind of nice.....

That's all I can say. I'm sure it will be passable at best.
MATTFOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 09:49
MATTFOO
SHIT SUX
glandseck's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 09:49
glandseck
This November... Everything is brown
BlackDove's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 09:51
BlackDove
The game is only as good as the thing that keeps you interested in playing, which is the story (Gears of War blows).

Every time I see this game, I just feel sad since it just reminds me that the game they were developing with that engine is gone, because marketing motherfuckers came in and said "Stupid people bought 50 Cent game, we'll use this to push a sequel, because that's what sells, and fuck serious game development, money rules, cancel your plans and fork over the engine and assets".
gotdurnrite's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 09:51
gotdurnrite
You can dodge rockets? Sweet. This doesn't look half bad. Then again Alone in the Dark looked awesome in the early trailers.
kohelhunter's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 09:54
kohelhunter
I find this very racist. A black protagonist killing white people. lol Bizarro World RE5
whoami40's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 10:10
whoami40
God illl hate this game....

it would be funny if you died in 10 shots!
Aberrant Thought's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 10:21
Aberrant Thought
I have to say this for Mr. 50, he does a damn fine job marketing his product. In all honesty, he knows his target market and exactly what they want. I never took him seriously as... well quite frankly anything, however I've come to respect his rather impressive and coercive skills at pushing his shoddy product.
Gentle Jones's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 10:23
Gentle Jones
NOT checking for this title
DaedHead8's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 10:24
DaedHead8
It could be the greatest game in the world but if it stars Curtis Jackson I'll be avoiding it like the plague.
Alexradl's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 10:30
Alexradl
Wikipedia says: "50 Cent will make an exclusive track for the game."

...because [/i]everybody[/i]has been anxiously awaiting 50 cent's new single.

I guess the game itself looks ok. The character animations look pretty awkward though.
kevkevblazini's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 10:31
kevkevblazini
I wonder if he wants the diamond-encrusted skull back so he can wear it.
DinnertimeNinja's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 10:34
DinnertimeNinja
The first one was decent?

News to me.
Phantom Spaceman's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 10:37
Phantom Spaceman
I feel guilty, but I kinda want this...

Fiddy single-handedly fighting the war on terror? Sounds ridiculous enough to be awesome to me
randombullseye's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 10:39
randombullseye
I don't think any game has ever had a more funny premise since Bad Dudes.
Cowzilla3's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 10:53
Cowzilla3
Collete you just don't know what it's really like in the hood...errr..the Middle East.
loki d20's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 11:15
loki d20
LOL @ King3vbo

"How you like me now?"

Less and less every day, Fiddy Cent. Especially with the damn over-dramatic narration to that video. It's a game about punching, shooting, and blowing up people, not a review of the tormented soul of a down-on-his luck gangster from the streets who has to find the courage and the way to take on the world.
Mars of Neptune's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 11:15
Mars of Neptune
Do not want. =\ Explosions and guns are not enough for me to get past the whole "50 Cent" thing.
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 11:22
Justice
I still can't believe the plot. Plus they chose the worst month to release it, a month during which Gears 2, Resi 5 and Call of Duty 5 are released.
mistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 11:34
mistic
I'm pretty sure this game will sell like hotbuns even if it sux...
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 12:05
Kryptinite
King wins.
infinity's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 12:05
infinity
3vbo wins
Velt's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 12:13
Velt
it will sell. But who knows, maybe, just maybe it wont suck... hard since the skull plot didnt work out for indiana jones. In this situation the skull has diamonds.
weedgan's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 12:20
weedgan
Gears of Wanksta
Dan CiTi's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 13:23
Dan CiTi
Looks like an amazing GTA IV mod.
myheadsonfire's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 14:53
myheadsonfire
Wow, what an amazingly typical "hollywood" style game trailer. Complete with movie trailer voice guy!

"This summer... 50 Cent is... *pump pump, pump pump* GET DOWN! *explosions* ...the Little Tortilla Boy!
braulio09's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 15:07
braulio09
#1_in_the_hood_G!
ace of knaves's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 15:13
ace of knaves
Ok, you know how when Boom Blox came out and everyone was joking about how little Steven Spielberg actually had to do with the game? Well I get the feeling that 50 Cent (or Cunt, as Jim suggested) is actually involved with this game's development on an intimate level.
MisterMingo's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 16:20
MisterMingo
So this is Gears of War, but instead of Marcus Fenix it's 50 Cent, and instead of the Locust Horde it's terrorists? Sounds good to me!

"Gears of Wanksta"

Hahaha! Perfect.
Detry's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 16:33
Detry
Oh hell naws...

Not just a lil, not just alot... but

EVERYTHING.IS.ON.THE.LINE

Oh snap.
smurfee mcgee's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2008 18:15
smurfee mcgee
you know damn well you'll all try this game. I know I will.
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