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3DS 'lifestyle' pics appeal to the douchebag in all of us

9:20 AM on 01.20.2011 // Jim Sterling
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If there's one constant in the universe, it is this little rule -- all pictures tagged "lifestyle" will feature people who could only be described as spectacular douchebags. Nintendo has often given this rule credibility, and it looks set to continue with these 3DS images. 

This gallery of photos shows off just how versatile the 3DS is. You can be a douchebag white man, a douchebag white girl, and a douchebag black man! The possibilities are endless. Unless you're a black woman or Chinese, then you're f*cked. 

Everybody in this gallery deserves a punch directly on the front of their penis and/or clitoris.

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