Shrugging off any potential risk of their PR blast being scooped up by spam blockers, Atlus shows off this 3D Dot Game Heroes special movie called "Natural Sword Enhancement."
As you'll see in the video, dude gets a huge confidence boost! He was fairly...large at first, but his enhanced member dwarfs anything I've ever seen.
Says Atlus:
"It's not easy being the Hero of any kingdom," commented an anonymous savior as he adjusted his bomb sack.
I'm...small, so I'll be looking forward to May 11th, so that I may get the needed boost. For me it's not a confidence thing. It's just that mine is so...small.
Dale North is Destructoid's Editor-In-Chief, a founding editor, and specialist in Japanese gaming. An accomplished musician, Dale was reporting from Japan during the earthquakes of 2011. Luckily, he got the fuck out alive and is home in America now with his wife and beloved corgi, Einstein. Dale is also a co-founder of Destructoid's sister anime site Japanator. Likes Corgis, Sega Saturn, PSP, iPhone, Photographic tools.
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Hey, that sword wasn't made of blocks! Does the blacksmith have some sort of trans-dimensional warping technique to enhance it?
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5:00 PM on 02.03.2010
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I need this.
but nothing as BIG as THIS! O_o
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