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38-in-1 Wii accessory kit is dum... ahhh, what's the point photo

Crappy peripheral maker Areus Tech had already blown the world away when they revealed they were going to release a whopping 21-piece Wii Remote attachment collection, but they weren't content with mediocrity. 21 is such a low number, it lacks the pride and prestige of, say, 38. Yes, 38 useless additions to the Wii Remote would really be the crowning achievement in the world of stuff that people don't need. So they went ahead and did it.

I believe their greatest triumph is at the top in the form of a fishing spear. You know, for all those spear fishing games. At least that has a pointy end, though. The penultimate in uselessness must be the fishing rods, which would basically turn your Wii Remote into a stick and bring about a whole bunch of injured eyes. Of course, that still isn't the most damaging thing you can use with your Wii. Sadly, at the moment it doesn't seem possible to purchase all 38 wonderful pieces of white plastic at Areus Tech's site, but when you can this might actually be one hell of a collector's item. 

[Thanks, Adam]








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Nameless Monster's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2009 18:42
Nameless Monster
Moar liek "Can you tell me which one of these ISN'T a wii sex toy" amiright?
JohZho's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2009 18:51
JohZho
I want to combine all the rods together and then smack something with it...
RiotMonster's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2009 18:58
RiotMonster
Gotta love how people can get away with selling you ABSOLUTELY POINTLESS SHIT WITH NO FUCKING USE.
Happymeowmeow's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2009 19:01
Happymeowmeow
what are you guys, commies? Useless plastic crap is American as Appled Pies.
Jack Maverick's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2009 19:03
Jack Maverick
Seriously, that one second from the botton looks just like a type of nozzle with different attachments near it. I know a lot of people who would have a lot of fun with that thing.
Hiltz's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2009 20:02
Hiltz
Peripheral makers probably jerked off after Nintendo revealed the Wii remote controller.

I can only imagine what useless and seemingly ironic crap they'll come up with for Microsoft's Natal.
ninjikiran's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2009 20:03
ninjikiran
I still can't figure out what that thing on the top is. A cord, antenna, magic wand thingamabob?
T9X's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2009 20:08
T9X
Great!I know what grandma's getting for christmas this year!
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2009 20:09
MrSadistic
I'm still waiting for the motion control plus attachment for my butthole.
ErigBurger's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2009 20:30
ErigBurger
[insert Picard "WTF IS THIS SHIT" macro here]

I want to buy this and stick every single piece up my butt, just to see if I can. I'll make an afternoon of it.
HiddenAHB's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2009 20:41
HiddenAHB
Look at all that useless plastic...

@Mr Sadistic
Natal will have one of those.
Black Nexus's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2009 23:18
Black Nexus
so much uselessness.
Xhumation's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 00:11
Xhumation
At least we know where the line is. 38 useless of pieces of plastc, that's all right? you can't make more right?
Analoge's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 00:17
Analoge
When I was a kid a stick would have sufficed for all 38 of those peripherals and the Wii they were made for.
Orionsaint's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 00:25
Orionsaint
Wow if this is the future of video games, collecting plastic toys, count me out.
graynox's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 00:32
graynox
MASTODON
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 01:55
Chronic Logic
New world record?
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 17:54
Darren Nakamura
Do they count those little circle things as individual Wiimote peripherals, and as a follow up question, WTF are those little circle things?
agota's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/13/2009 00:59
agota
crazy!!! i did saw some accessory adult toys addons for wii or iphone. but i thought someone would have came up with this a long time agol.
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