I can only imagine what useless and seemingly ironic crap they'll come up with for Microsoft's Natal.
I want to buy this and stick every single piece up my butt, just to see if I can. I'll make an afternoon of it.
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38-in-1 Wii accessory kit is dum... ahhh, what's the point
Crappy peripheral maker Areus Tech had already blown the world away when they revealed they were going to release a whopping 21-piece Wii Remote attachment collection, but they weren't content with mediocrity. 21 is such a low number, it lacks the pride and prestige of, say, 38. Yes, 38 useless additions to the Wii Remote would really be the crowning achievement in the world of stuff that people don't need. So they went ahead and did it. I believe their greatest triumph is at the top in the form of a fishing spear. You know, for all those spear fishing games. At least that has a pointy end, though. The penultimate in uselessness must be the fishing rods, which would basically turn your Wii Remote into a stick and bring about a whole bunch of injured eyes. Of course, that still isn't the most damaging thing you can use with your Wii. Sadly, at the moment it doesn't seem possible to purchase all 38 wonderful pieces of white plastic at Areus Tech's site, but when you can this might actually be one hell of a collector's item. [Thanks, Adam] Did you know? You can now get daily or weekly email notifications when humans reply to your comments.
Legacy Comments (will be imported soon)Seriously, that one second from the botton looks just like a type of nozzle with different attachments near it. I know a lot of people who would have a lot of fun with that thing. Peripheral makers probably jerked off after Nintendo revealed the Wii remote controller.
I can only imagine what useless and seemingly ironic crap they'll come up with for Microsoft's Natal. [insert Picard "WTF IS THIS SHIT" macro here]
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