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2K: Borderlands is an apple

9:40 AM on 07.24.2009   |   Jim Sterling

2K: Borderlands is an apple photo

I was going to write this article and focus on 2K president Christoph Hartmann's expectation that fewer AAA games will be released in 2009. However, in the same interview he discussed Borderlands, using one of the silliest metaphors I've ever heard an executive use. Since I love Borderlands and adore crap metaphors, I'm going to focus on that instead.

"Three or four years ago, we had a little seed. We put it out in the field and wanted to grow an apple tree," he explains, ridiculously. "We had two nice apples there with The Darkness and BioShock. Then there was the apple called Civilization, which was a little bit of an import.

"But now the tree's going to blossom. It's going to have more and more fruits, and I think you'll see that. Borderlands is going to be one of those perfect apples on there."

So there you go. 2K is apparently going to be full of fruits, and Borderlands is a perfect apple. As if I didn't want this game badly enough, the knowledge that I can now bake it into a delicious pie has thoroughly sealed the deal. Seriously, this game is pretty much my most anticipated game of 2009 right now, and I can't wait to play it. 

You could say ... it's the apple of my eye!








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Phantom Spaceman's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2009 09:45
Phantom Spaceman
This game is literally going to be the best thing ever, but dtoid needs to start a betting pool on when it's going to get delayed.
pascuz46's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2009 09:47
pascuz46
LOL Yeah 2K is full of something right now, but it aint fruit.
Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2009 10:06
Elsa
I just hope that this game doesn't get hyped to death and end up being a major disappointment. I also hope that they get the "basics" right on the PS3. So often there are problems with voice chat and a co-op game isn't very cooperative with no voice. :(
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2009 10:08
Chronic Logic
Onion analogies and now apple analogies? What next?
Br0th3rGr1mm's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2009 10:15
Br0th3rGr1mm
"We started with this big fat hog wallowing around in it's own shyte..."

(Bacon and Ham would get my attention much better than fruits and veggies).
Corak's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2009 10:16
Corak
More like apple bottom jeans from that picture am I right?
fetusmilk's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2009 10:24
fetusmilk
so which game is gonna be the forbidden fruit on that tree?
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2009 10:38
Holyetheline
This game has recently become my most anticipated game this year. Since I saw the Xplay coverage all I can think is "I need this game."
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2009 10:38
Holyetheline
This game has recently become my most anticipated game this year. Since I saw the X-play coverage all I can think is "I need this game."
Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2009 11:02
Chris Carter
Oh no! Is he inadvertently dismissing Bioshock and saying Borderlands trumps it?! Do we have another Molyneux on our hands, gentleman?!
Sentry's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2009 11:08
Sentry
All this time, I thought Borderlands was a kiwi. Well this changes everything.
ikiryou's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2009 11:17
ikiryou
I'm glad they're taking their sweet time with perfecting this tasty fruit. I skipped Bioshock because its plasmid concept was weak -
ikiryou's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2009 11:20
ikiryou
**Let me try this again without the fat-fingered typing**

I'm glad they're taking their sweet time with perfecting this tasty fruit. I skipped Bioshock because its plasmid upgrade concept was weak IMO - compared to an RPG, anyway. Plus, it reminded me too much of some of the character design style of Timesplitters, my all-time favorite shooter.

As for Borderlands, it just seems like the perfect pairing of RPG+FPS that I've been looking for.
Soulwax's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2009 11:48
Soulwax
Let's just hope it isn't rotten to the core.
13thDragon's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2009 12:18
13thDragon
APPLE BOTTOM JEANS AND THE BOOTS WITH THE FUR
HiddenAHB's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2009 12:18
HiddenAHB
And remember Jim, you can fuck apple pies!
;)
snotrocket's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2009 14:35
snotrocket
I was just about to type something similar to 13thDragon, I thought this article was about her apple ass.
Kyle MacGregor's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2009 15:34
Kyle MacGregor
I think I'll have to walk down to the market and buy myself an onion so I can enjoy this apple.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2009 23:04
Darren Nakamura
At least they didn't call it an onion.
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