What I'm trying to say, is I wanna fuck you."
... In some indigenous country that I've never heard of before, I bet that this can be considered a compliment to women :D
^^ On paper, this should work 100% of the time.





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[Update: Contest closed! Winners have been picked!] Today's 25 Days of Giving tastes like BACON! You can thank the folks at Hothead for that as we're giving away The Baconing for Steam today! That's not all! We're also giving out five Hothead beach towels and five The Baconing shirts with each code we give out. To win one of these prize packs, just leave a comment below with your attempt at a pickup line that you would use on a guy or girl. The catch is that your pickup line must involve the word "bacon" in it somehow. The five best bacon pickup lines will each get The Baconing on Steam, the beach towel and Baconing shirts. You have until 11:59PM CST tonight to enter and contest is open to anyone with a US shipping address the prizes can be sent to. Good luck! Contests Official RulesNo Purchase Required to Enter or Win1. 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Legacy Comments (will be imported soon)If i had to pick between you and Kevin Bacon i would probably pick you, you know, because you are female! "Girl, you're so hot, you have me frying like bacon in your wake, and stuck with two hard-boiled eggs under my fat sausage.
What I'm trying to say, is I wanna fuck you." "Baby, I like my women the way I like my bacon, full of curves, sizzling, and there for me in the morning." We use to have Jobs, Cash and Hope....now we have no jobs, no cash and no hope....i really hope kevin BACON doesnt die! Go back to the kitchen, woman!! I better see you baconing my greasy-ass chicken and pig sandwich when I come back after watching a game of manly football!
... In some indigenous country that I've never heard of before, I bet that this can be considered a compliment to women :D "Baby, I like my women the way I like my bacon, full of curves, sizzling, and there for me in the morning." Baby, your like bacon, Sizzling hot and when we do it your gonna be all slippery and greasy when i cover you in my special bacon grease. I like my women like I like my bacon: sizzlin' hot and just what I want to get up with in the morning. You can be the pancakes, and I can be the syrup, smoothly sliding across your eggs and bacon as a part of balanced breakfast. "Hey there. I've got free bacon wrapped around my ****, help yourself."
^^ On paper, this should work 100% of the time. You put the fire in my heart, which in turn, puts fire to the stove. They say a way to a man's heart is through bacon... (errr, cough cough, I mean food). "I promise Jim, I have like three unopened packs of bacon in the fridge. Now watch your head into the cab there, nice and easy." 9:00 PM on 06.05.2013 Contest: Win 3200 MS Points, Star Trek swag, and more![Update: Contest over! Winners announced soon.] Our friends at Flashman Studios recently unveiled an awesome new line of clothing, costumes, and accessories for your Xbox Live Avatars. (If you're into that sort of thing. Whic...
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