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The Season Pass for Gears of War 3 grants you four of the upcoming downloadable content packs, saving you 33% as opposed to buying each DLC pack separately. The Season Pass goes for 2400 MS Points but we have ten of the passes to give away for today's 25 Days of Giving!
To win one of the codes, you're just going to need to Retweet this Tweet from @Dtoid. THAT'S NOT ALL! We're also giving away ten codes for the Epic Skin Packs for Gears of War 3. Just leave a comment below with some Gears of War 3 sexy fan-fiction to win one. Best ten stories will get a code!
We'll be picking ten random winners after the contest closes at 11:59PM CST tonight for both of the giveaways. Contest is open to everyone. Good luck!
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Too strong?
The end.
Marcus begin raaming his dick into the cavernous reaches of the generals anus. Dom, being the the warrior he was, went for the face of the creature, making sure to avoid teeth. Soon the general caught on to their plan and decided to turn the tables. he grabbed Marcus by the...
wait a sec..I don't even own OR like Gears of War 3, shit.
Their HOT secret guarded on that ship, their LOVE over those crops and their... uhm...SEMEN... over Dom's BEARD.
Phew! And I'm not telling what happened with Dizzy on the mountains!!
Also Locust penises and Brumak orgies and a depressed Queen Myrrah because, similar to the only gay eskimo, she's the only lesbian Locust that I know.
Pleasure like this was a rare thing on Sera and Baird and Cole took every opportunity they could. They had just been moving through a locust infected city and stopping off in an abandoned bakery while Dom and Marcus secured the area left them just enough time to express their love.
"WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" Cole screamed as he reached his limit and Baird was soon relieved he'd put on his goggles before he went to work. Now it was Coles turn to give Baird a Blitzball touch down.
So, can I write my own million copy-selling erotica disguised as a book for bros? Stephanie Meyer did it with Twilight, so I definitely should be given a chance to write my own book and all adapted to movies!!
"Cole, I thought you would never ask, I guess it's time I learn why they call you the Cole Train, HEHEHEHEHE" replied Marcus as a big shit eating grin appeared on his face.
Once they were fully unclothed, Marcus discovered where the train nickname came from. It wasn't from thrashball, but rather, it was from the massive shlong that Cole had. It resemble a bullet train in both length and girth.
"Cole, you were right, this will be much more fun" said Marcus as he was being seduced by Cole's manly body of righteousness. "I hope you don't mind me taking midnight train going anywhere."
"Go on ahead Marcus, my train is open 24/7 as long as your ass can take the pounding I'm about to give it."
Cole and Marcus make sexy time while Anya is doin girl stuff in the bathroom. Finally, Anya walks out only to find Marcus and Cole do the ssexy time stuff. "Can I join you 2? I have a rather large train as well" asked Anya as she pulled her pants down.
As she finishes pulling her pants down, they were surprised to see a penis even bigger than Cole's. Anya proceeded to have sex with both of them for the next hour.
"WHOOOOOO, that was amazing Anya." said both Cole and Marcus in unison.
"Next time you want some of me boys, I will be ready much faster." Said Anya.
They left and went on to kill some locust.
THE END
Dom: Say it!
Marcus: I'm not gonna say it, so stop buggin' me.
Dom: Come on - it always make me smile.
Marcus: No!
Anya: What are you two talking about?
Dom: Tell him to say it Anya
Anya: Say what?
Marcus: "You can kiss my shiny metal ass!"
Dom: *laughs*
Anya: Not that again!?!
(This is a total rush job by the way :P)
(Excuse my grammer and spelling as it's 3 in the morning as I write this and I don't have time to edit my work. I have this thing where I keep switching between present and past tense because I naturally type EXACTLY what I say and edit it out later, but I don't have that luxury right now.)
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"Wakey wakey" a voice rang out.
Decker Young was barely conscious, with his ears ringing at maximum volume, when he heard it, so much of it passed him by. As he rose up from the ground, drips of blood trickled down his face, revealing that his COG helmet he wore had broken been broken by the impact. His vision was pretty much blacked out but he COULD see the flaming wreckage of a civilian faltbed truck that his team used to get here.
His team... He suddenly remembered Omega Squad, his team of seasoned COG veterans who thought it'd be a good idea to charge into a Locust ARMADA with nothing but Lancers and Snub Pistols.
"Omega Squad..." he muttered to himself as he tried hard to get up, "What... What happened to them?"
"You should be worried about what's going to happen to you!" the voice called out before a foot stomped onto the back of his helmet, sending the young soldier down into the ground face first into the dirt. "Your pathetic little friends had perished in the crash... But you... You aren't so lucky."
Decker's vision was coming in slowly but surely; It wasn't long before he could see who his was talking to: The one and only Queen Myrrah, the messiah whom the Locust worshipped. The one that Omega Squad risked their lives to capture to prematurely end the war. The one who was standing right in front of Decker.
Strangely enough, she was alone.
"You ****ing bitch," Decker muttered outloud after he surveyed his surroundings, finding a Snub Pistol hanging right beside him. He tried to crawl towards it but much of his body was wrecked from the crash, making each and every inch he crawled all the more painful. Myrrah laughed loudly as she watched him struggle to reach the gun, only for her to kick it away when it was finally within reach.
"You humans amuse me..." she mentions as she stomps on Decker's back, applying pressure throughout his body, intensfying his pain. He groaned out loud as she started to repeatedly stomp on him, gaining pleasure from his pain with each and every step. As Decker starts to succumb to the pain, Queen Myrrah walks around his body and squats near his face, allowing him to talk face to face.
"Is there anything else you want to call me... scum?" she asks, not expecting the answer she was given.
"I didn't know... You were so beautiful..."
With that, Decker collapses from his pain and blacks out once more, allowing Myrrah to ponder what he said alone.
*Later that day*
Decker awakes once more, this time away from the flaming wreckage and graveyard of his fellow Omega Squad, and is strangely on a nice, comfortable bed with the sheets over him. As he sits up, he notices that he sees that his injuries has been taken cared of; His bleeding had stopped, his wounds were cleaned, and he is covered in bandages. He takes a look around the room to try to see where he was at, his first thought being that he was in a hospital, but he don't recognize anything as the decor of the room was so different... Like it was from another planet.
Or under his.
Once Decker guesses that he is most likely underground with the Locust, he immediately rip away the covers off of him and jumps out of the bed, ready to bolt. Before he could get anywhere however, a young woman walks in, halting his progress.
"You're awake?" she asked, coming towards him and trying to get him to lay back down.
"What's going on here?" Decker asks, confused on what the hell is happening, "Where the hell am I? Who are you?"
The woman looks at him and replies, "I'm Queen Myrrah, I'm the one who nursed you back to health."
"Queen Myrrah?" Decker says to himself as he's trying to grasp this... He remembers that Queen Myrrah was clad in armor, sitting on top of a huge insect, commanding an entire legion of Locust. "You can't be... There's no way."
He couldn't believe it... Queen Myrrah was a sadistic bitch, literally kicking him when he's down... She can't be this woman.
"Let's say that you are Myrrah," he questions, "If you truly are Myrrah, then where am I, why did you heal me, and why shouldn't I just kill you?"
She steps forward and answers each question with every step: "You are in my chambers, I healed you so you wouldn't die, and because..."
Without a moment's hesistation she kissed him on the lips. Her lips are surprisingly soft... Warm...
Deckers backs away from the kiss. "Wait, I don't understand... Why are you doing this?"
Myrrah, in a moment of weakness, blushes as she reveals "Because I want to thank you... I never had anyone tell me that I was beautiful before..."
(I could go on and added in some details but I think you get the gist of it. Yeah, I really must have no life to type this all out at 3 in the morning for a contest that's over :P)
In the end scene of Gears 3, Marcus is thinking "finally, Anya touches me"... his heart mind you lol
After thrashing around and tackling each other in the sand, Cole & Sam began to notice....more of each other, so to speak. Sam noticed Cole's smooth & chisled jaw and his small afro he's been growing since the war ended, his big bulgy muscles, and lord knows what goes on in those pants.
Cole began to see Sam's newly rested & supple breasts. After spending a month in the breeding farms, it apprears that her boobs are now feady for a real plucking. Cole grinned & thought "Daaaamn, lookatalldat ass" as Sam turned around to pick up the Smashball.
"Hey, big man" Sam said, "you gonna keep oogling me, or are we gonna play?". This snapped Cole out of his lust-fueled trance, and he fiercly rushed forward, trying to take the ball away from her. Sam smirked, thinking "got him" and swept him to the ground. Obiviously pissing off the Cole Train, baby.
"Yo, bitch! What was th--" Cole was interrupted by a pair of lips crashing down on him. A real man never ignores a fine ass woman playing tounge grabber with him, right? So he opened his mouth, letting her serpent slither around His in ecstasy.
"Listen" She said as she broke the kiss. "We're gonna fuck, and if you fuck well, I MIGHT consider thirds."
"Thirds? You think you can keep up with me, babeh?" He replied.
"Oh please, us bisexuals have the stamina of one Grayson Huntt." And with that, a Whole Grain fueled Cole Train and Sam fucked like rabbits, under the slightly jelaous eye of Anya.
"Lucky fuck."
The Wedding- Finally, the day came. They were ready to commit to marriage. Jace, Baird, Clayton, and Cole as the groomsmen and Sam and Bernadette the bridesmaids. Anya walked down the aisle, Marcus waiting at the chapel. Anya came to the chapel, beside Marcus. The priest (Hoffman) started...
They do what they have to do and boom. Done in just of the nick of time before Cole Train can cock-block.
P.S. Little do Baird and Sam know that Cole always sees them and he says "WOOO!" All the time because every time he does something orgasmic, he thinks of them two. (lol)
They do what they have to do and boom. Done in just of the nick of time before Cole Train can cock-block.
P.S. Little do Baird and Sam know that Cole always sees them and he says "WOOO!" All the time because every time he does something orgasmic, he thinks of them two. (lol)
His heart raced as they finally slammed together, they were now inseparable.
"Marcus! My Tomatoes!" Dom yelled from across the garden
Marcus didn't care, he was now together with his true love...chest high wall.