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SM - Nerdcore_Cover (CEN).jpg When we built Destructoid, we knew it would make a subtle impact to the cheap sticky fabric underlining of the gaming world. Instead of something more constructive like creating a true unfiltered dialogue between publishers and gamers ... we're just attributed to the mass peddling of naked women with video game consoles. Perhaps its too soon before we get there, but we're happy to see some fresh advancement of the Nerdcore (by some opportunistic bastard who beat us to the punch). The calendar preview page looks promising, but the boredom on their faces is palpable. Florian from Kotaku has already figurative nailed them:
"I'll pretty much masturbate to anything. Yet I still may have too much pride to masturbate to the Nerdcore wall calendar of bored looking, naked women pretending to like video games." [ Kotaku ]
Gorgeous glutes and preoccupied expressions aside, these ladies do lack a genuine geek factor due to the impeccable quality of the photography and obvious absence of pubic lice. If you like your video game pinups on the Reality TV tip, a competing Nerdcore calendar by the hot-or-not gamer site GorgeousGamers will also be available shortly. Who's calendar will run the hottest? Our investigative reporters are hard on the case. We'll let you know when the girls come.







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Viiruxx's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2007 18:39
Viiruxx
WOW! The Power Glove never looked better! Never even had a good use until now!! =D
Creamsnake's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2007 19:25
Creamsnake
"No glove, no love."
BigZ's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/22/2007 19:23
BigZ
wish the girl came with the glove
BigZ's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/22/2007 19:24
BigZ
I wish the girl came with the glove.
Mordenflocher's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2007 05:09
Mordenflocher
I bet it's a he.
Unicorn's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2007 15:58
Unicorn
i want her to give me a handjob with that powerglove. a power handjob. mmmmmmm. oh baby. she better not be a dickgirl. if you know what i mean...
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