11:15 AM on 10.06.2006
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Niero
When we built Destructoid, we knew it would make a subtle impact to the cheap sticky fabric underlining of the gaming world. Instead of something more constructive like creating a true unfiltered dialogue between publishers and gamers ... we're just attributed to
the mass peddling of naked women with video game consoles. Perhaps its too soon before we get there, but we're happy to see some
fresh advancement of the Nerdcore (by some opportunistic bastard who beat us to the punch). The calendar preview page looks promising, but the boredom on their faces is palpable. Florian from Kotaku has already figurative nailed them:
"I'll pretty much masturbate to anything. Yet I still may have too much pride to masturbate to the Nerdcore wall calendar of bored looking, naked women pretending to like video games." [ Kotaku ]
Gorgeous glutes and preoccupied expressions aside, these ladies do lack a genuine geek factor due to the impeccable quality of the photography and obvious absence of pubic lice. If you like your video game pinups on the Reality TV tip, a
competing Nerdcore calendar by the hot-or-not gamer site GorgeousGamers will also be available shortly. Who's calendar will run the hottest? Our investigative reporters are
hard on the case. We'll let you know when the girls come.
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