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Wow, way to pull a fast one on us there. I was certain that the rainbow-farting unicorn stunt was for Saints Row 3. As it turns out, it's related to Red Faction: Armageddon. The more you think about it, the more it begins to seem like a natural fit.

Mr. Toots -- yeah, they gave him a name -- will be a playable weapon once we collectively build up one million downloads of the just-released demo for Armageddon. Above is an unfortunately brief look at how this weapon will handle.

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bschneider's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2011 17:01
bschneider
Why weren't there more unicorns as weapons yet?

Brilliant.
De Stroy's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2011 17:02
De Stroy
Farst
PhilK3nS3bb3n's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2011 17:04
PhilK3nS3bb3n
How the fuck we gonna do this with just xbl up? Is there a time limit?
Jawmuncher's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2011 17:06
Jawmuncher
XBL alone could do it if they start plastering the demo on the ad space as one of the first things you see when turning on the system....maybe
ricochetguro's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2011 17:09
ricochetguro
Reminds me of the ostrich hammer.
Squishy3's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2011 17:12
Squishy3
Keep in mind this i a reference to a Freddie Won video. So awesome.
Octomom's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2011 17:14
Octomom
Sadly, the demo is kind of disappointing.
dr spaceman's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2011 17:15
dr spaceman
i would totally dl this demo, but my playstation won't connect to the internet. anyone else having this issue?
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2011 17:20
Hamza CTZ Aziz
@dr spaceman: I lol'd
Ilostmycookie's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2011 17:22
Ilostmycookie
hey are tryin to attract the brony audience. And it is working.
Fuzunga's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2011 17:23
Fuzunga
WOW
Occams electric toothbrush's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2011 17:28
Occams electric toothbrush
Lovely. Consider me interested.
llort het's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2011 17:28
llort het
Well at least it isn't bullshit day 1 dlc.
shiohigari's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2011 17:29
shiohigari
Why are they obsessed with making there unlocks require millions. The ostrich hammer needed so many million xp i never saw anybody with one or came close to unlocking it before the multiplayer scene died =(
32BitSin's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2011 17:30
32BitSin
OMG!

Fine, my hatred for the series is now at a barely audible grumble due to the awesomeness of the unicorn gun. I will download the demo for the sake of all who want the unicorn but I refuse to buy the game unless it's 10 times better than Guerrilla(my expectations are extremely high but for good reasons).
Mr Andy Dixon's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2011 17:40
Mr Andy Dixon
Gorgeous.

Also, what Hamza said :)
wanderingpixel's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2011 18:34
wanderingpixel
Stay classy, Volition.
Rigby's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2011 19:46
Rigby
@Octomom - What're you talking about? It's blowin' shit up, as usual. I give it 3.5/5 stars, knocked down because Mason has become kind of a douche and the dialogue is hokey.
Mulk Calathar's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2011 21:06
Mulk Calathar
I'll get the demo on XBL tomorrow after my new internet is up.
watwat's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2011 23:52
watwat
Somehow, the ESRB rating in the beginning made this even funnier.
SuperMonk4Ever's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2011 02:32
SuperMonk4Ever
@Rigby- How's next month looking for ya? Can you tell us people in the past what this game is like in a full review? /sarcasm

I mean come on, this is just a demo. Anyways, I enjoyed it. It went from skip to a solid rent after playing the demo.
Ayb Sidewinda's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2011 04:43
Ayb Sidewinda
Demo is awesome, IMO. I'm seriously addicted to the magnet gun and rebuilding. Day 1 for me.
CBunn's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2011 09:58
CBunn
I'd help, but the psn is down :/
32BitSin's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2011 17:38
32BitSin
@dr_spaceman__
Every time I need a chuckle, I look at your first comment on this thread. Pure comedy gold.
djratchet's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2011 16:40
djratchet
Yeah! Can't wait to try this demo!

Now let me just boot up the good ol' PS3, and....

oh.

Goddammit.
killorabbit's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2011 11:44
killorabbit
I don't know if it's meant to be a reference to the Freddie Wong video, but it's definitely the same unicorn. FW did mention that they borrowed the unicorn model from another project. The plot thickens.
D4rth Man7iz's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2011 01:21
D4rth Man7iz
I downloaded the Demo on Day 1, and deleted it yesterday. Did one play-through.

It's just underwhelming if you compare it to RF: Guerrilla....and that's almost a compliment.
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