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When Oscar Bown was five-years-old, he fell in love with a plumber. It's then, in 2004, that Oscar starting collecting memorabilia from Nintendo's Super Mario Bros. series. Six years later, he's literally buried under the stuff.

"Today his collection has over 1000 unique items collected from all over the world," says his dad, Mark.

He's not exaggerating, either. Oscar and his father recently posted a video on YouTube that's nearly five minutes long, and features some of the coolest Mario merchandise available. Oscar's favorites, his father tells us, are his Mario Kart 64 action figures. And like Scrooge McDuck basking in his riches, check our gallery to see Oscar under a massive pile of his Mario treasures.

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UltorOscariot's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 09:05
UltorOscariot
No copy of Hotel Mario for CD-i? Fail. j/k

Must be nice to be the kid whos parents bought them everything. I just hope the kid isn't spoiled rotten.
ChrisFurniss's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 10:36
ChrisFurniss
Spoiled ass rich kid with his Bape Mario DS *grumble*
Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 13:22
Chris Carter
Must be nice to have to work for none if it.
Jnr Johnson's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 13:26
Jnr Johnson
@Magnalon I agree! It's Probably Not Even his collection...But That's just jealousy speaking...Still WTF! Im thinking about robing this kid :-} It Must Suck on moving days...
Fuzunga's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 13:28
Fuzunga
I have that Mario with wing cap plushie!
fetusmilk's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 13:28
fetusmilk
how does funktastic feel about this collection?
fetusmilk's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 13:31
fetusmilk
wait is it me or did i not see ANY NES or SNES carts of any of the mario games? this kid sucks at collecting.
Discarded Couch Sandwich's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 13:32
Discarded Couch Sandwich
To spare myself the envy I'm not even going to bother watching this.
NNoah's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 13:33
NNoah
I think i saw some SNES carts, but no NES.
NoMore's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 13:36
NoMore
At least I have a Super Mario World cartridge....so HA! Still thats quite an unhealthy obsession for Mario stuff. Makes you wonder what this kid will be like once he grows up.
trueb7ue's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 13:37
trueb7ue
lol this fuckin' community.


Nice collection in my opinion.
Spykron's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 13:42
Spykron
yea i hope he sticks with it. it would be such a waste to hit puberty and realize you hate all this and only like halo/cod.
VolksONER's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 13:44
VolksONER
Hope he trades all this stuff for meth when he grows up
free touch's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 13:48
free touch
The kid is sure giving Bee Mario an earful.
ghets's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 13:50
ghets
Who are they trying to kid. The dad is obviously using his son as an excuse to buy lots of useless Mario crap.
Agent9's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 13:54
Agent9
@ghets exactly.
hanowyoucantseeme's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 13:59
hanowyoucantseeme
Only thing missing in his collection is that pinup of peach.
Sonic9jct's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 14:01
Sonic9jct
I see a King K Rool toy in there. Shenanigans, I say!
DroppinBrown's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 14:02
DroppinBrown
The Bape DS.. I hate this kid.
coldalarm's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 14:05
coldalarm
Spoilt brat is spoilt.
TurboKill's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 14:05
TurboKill
I have one of those...

...rich people...
quased's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 14:16
quased
Haters gonna hate. This kid's alright.
Wally's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 14:16
Wally
Jeez guys, give the kid a break. He has a huge passion for Mario, and just because he has all this stuff you're going to give him grief for it? What game franchise (or video game character) do you guys show that much support for?
MAConcep00's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 14:34
MAConcep00
Oof....indeed, a misguided child to be sure.

Geez, I thought kids that looked up to basketball players was bad.
Ganjookie's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 14:43
Ganjookie
HA I dont see the Mario Energy Drink I picked up in Japan(never opened)

RichardBlaine's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 14:50
RichardBlaine
I had one of those Mario "Choose Your Own Adventure" books when I was that age. I think mine was the red one (Dinosaur Dilemma). I thought it was the coolest book ever.
Discarded Couch Sandwich's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 14:58
Discarded Couch Sandwich
@Blaine

You've just reminded me how much I need to own all those books. I have a Mario one and a Zelda one hidden away somewhere in my room (Leaping Lizards and The Shadow Prince I think were their titles, I can't believe I remember them after all these years!) The worst part was seeing all the lovely colourful covers of other books they had in the backs of them, then never being able to find them in shops, anywhere. Ever.
Paramonium's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 15:23
Paramonium
Spoiled asshole
spartan480's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 15:25
spartan480
I hate you... but don't worry, its only out of envy.
MasterBalls's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 15:27
MasterBalls
He's going to really regret this in about 3-4 years...
Jaffacakelover's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 15:27
Jaffacakelover
All I can say is: Day-um. Rich parents, and lots of cupboards.
Paul Soth's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 15:37
Paul Soth

I'm not sure if I saw these, which I once wrote about in my D-Toid blog.
DrButler's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 15:40
DrButler
Yeah. Imagine he decides he hates Mario when he goes to highschool. Mario is a timeless, ageless classic, but still. This is obsession. Whether his dad is showcasing his collectibles, or this kid is just spoiled rotten, someone has a serious problem in that household.
brownjohn's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 15:43
brownjohn
This kid is never going to get laid. Good job, parents. You've condemned your son to the life of a basement dweller.
StMcDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 16:23
StMcDuck
I've got a plush Koopa Troopa that I didn't see among his collection.
Guess he's not trying hard enough. Maybe next time, kid.
free touch's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 16:32
free touch
@ Ganjookie: Sweet! They have hot topics in japan as well?
markcocjin's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 18:43
markcocjin
@ghets

Yes I totally agree

Judging by the kid's age, his father is actually the collector behind this using his son as an excuse. Even the YouTube video gives that amateurish but adult impression. You couldn't buy that stuff from around the world without a credit card.
DustyBlue's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 19:03
DustyBlue
O_O

@ Ganjookie:

I have one of those too, but I didn't get it Japan. I forgot where I got it; I think a mall in Dallas, Texas. I drank it though. :D
SavageHobbit's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 20:23
SavageHobbit
What about the Plush Mario hat from Club Nintendo? Or did I just miss it? That seems like a big piece to have.
CAPTAlN N's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 20:36
CAPTAlN N
His parents got to be millionaires :S
Mapa's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 22:34
Mapa
HA, the one thing he doesnt have that I do are the Mario 3 toys from MacDonalds! UGH, suck on that.
seanileus's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2010 00:38
seanileus
I have a Club Nintendo Mario folder with stickers and junk, this kid's whole family can eat a dick.
neoREgen's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2010 01:21
neoREgen
Awesome. Someone has to love all the plastic crap Nintendo produces, right?
Tabijinka's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2010 05:14
Tabijinka
Holy crap awesome collection. So much stuff we've never seen over here in Australia, wtb that club nintendo stuff.
Justin James Cherriman's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2010 09:46
Justin James Cherriman
Hmmm blearily obvious is Mario 1,2 & 3 and many more NES Marios, an essential omission. No emulator / re-release is acceptable. This collection is good but far from complete.
Cahuatijo's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2010 10:20
Cahuatijo
He doesn't have have the super badass expensive mario sweaters that were posted the other day - I love being a cynic sometimes.
FunkzillaBOT's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/30/2010 22:34
FunkzillaBOT
Yes, it's called spoiled.
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