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10 games to prepare for the zombie apocalypse photo

Look, we all know it's going to happen. Eventually, a meteor is going to strike the Earth or a secret defense department experiment is going to go awry and the dead will rise. It's really only a question of "when."

Just because we're all doomed to join the ranks of the living dead doesn't mean you have to go down without a fight. There are plenty of ways that you can ready yourself  for the dark days ahead. It doesn't all have to be "doom and gloom" either. Planning to drive a sharp object through the skulls of your family can be fun too!

With that in mind, I present to you a list of ten games you should play before we're all up to our necks in hordes of the undead. Be aware that these are not necessarily "zombie" games (though some of them are) but games which impart a lesson you will find useful when actual zombies come.

Hit the jump to see a list that could very well save your life.

 

Dead Rising

Dead Rising (Xbox 360, Wii)

The most obvious entry on the list.  Trapped in a mall for 72 hours with your wits and anything you can grab as a weapon, this can teach you some of the basics of zombie and human behavior in the early stages of an outbreak. Be careful in what you take away from the experience, however. Direct confrontation with a grouping of zombies is highly inadvisable unless necessary.

There is a far more important lesson to be learned from Dead Rising than how to kill a zombie: Don't go to the mall. Where there are (or were) a lot of people, there are a lot of zombies. In addition to the threat they pose, frightened humans are equally dangerous. Avoid any locations where large groups of people congregate.

 Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2 (PC, PS3, XBox 360)

Valve's incredibly popular FPS game has been lauded left and right by just about everyone. Even the 360 version is stellar for a console-based shooter (although, yes, PC is really the only way to go if you have the option). The play-balance is superb and it allows for both careful strategic planning and twitch gaming. It's also a vital tool when preparing yourself for a zombie attack.

Just as it is nigh impossible to win a round of TF2 on your own, your survival will very likely be dependent on those around you. Find a small group of people with whom you share common ground, determine what your individual skills are and learn to work together as a team. If you can do this, you just live to see another sunrise. Trauma Center

Trauma Center (Nintendo DS, Wii)

This series of medical games is both fun and educational.1 Options for control opened up by capabilities of the DS and Wii both suit the style of the games exceptionally well. The drama is over-the-top, but the frantic pace and challenge of the Trauma Center games offer a lot of fun. 

When the flesh-eating monsters come, knowledge of basic first-aid or more complex medical procedures will become vital. Hospitals will be a breeding ground for the zombie plague and without our modern medical conveniences, even minor injuries can become life-threatening. Make sure you know how to suture, set broken limbs and properly disinfect wounds at the very least.

 Thief

Thief Series (PC, XBox)

The adventures of former Keeper apprentice turned master thief, Garrett, offer some of the most interesting stealth games ever devised. Along with its steampunk setting and dramatic storytelling, it helped to pioneer new gameplay elements in the genre, such as light levels. 

Obviously, stealth can be important when dealing with the undead. Why choose Thief over other, more popular titles that emphasize stealth gameplay? In part, this is on the list because of the missions themselves. Early missions in the games relate better to real-world scenarios, such as breaking into residences. You will probably need to raid abandoned homes in your area for supplies at some point, and knowing how to plan a break-in (and, more importantly, an escape route) can be very handy.

Desert Bus

Desert Bus (Sega CD)

Desert Bus is legendary. Conceived by magic/comedy team Penn & Teller, the game has you driving a tour bus from Tucson to Las Vegas. The vehicle maintains a constant pace of 45 mph, meaning that the trip will require (real-time) 8 hours. Since the bus also drifts a little to the left, you cannot remove your hand from the wheel, as driving off the road will result in being towed back to Tucson (also real-time). Upon arrival in Las Vegas, you score a single point and are given the option to make the return trip.

The deadliest killer during an outbreak is not the zombies themselves but boredom. People who feel they have nothing to do often wind up doing foolish or dangerous things to entertain. Learning to achieve the sort of zen calm required to play Desert Bus, likely the most boring game ever made, will help you to remain calm when entertainment options aren't readily available.

Lost in Blue

Lost in Blue (Nintendo DS)

A boy and a girl are trapped on a deserted island and must work together to survive long enough for rescue. That's the premise of Lost in Blue for the DS. Players will have to gather food and water, build shelter and defend against the elements while seeking a means to escape.

In contrast to the plot of the game, you may want to consider moving your base of operations to an island. A small island can be easily defended against from zombie incursion, provided that the resources present are capable of sustaining human life. This game will help you to prepare for the realities of a simplistic island existence.

Even if you aren't going to be living in the middle of the ocean, Lost in Blue still has value in terms of basic wilderness survival skills. Should you need to travel to a new location, you may find this game's teachings to be highly useful.

Harvest Moon

Harvest Moon (SNES, N64, GC, PSX, GBA, DS)

Natsume's adorable series of farm simulations have been bringing joy to people for over a decade now and show no signs of slowing down. As the new owner of a farm, players must go through the various stages of crop planting and harvesting, as well as raising livestock, all while tyring to find time to claim a wife. To become truly skilled at the games requires careful planning and budgeting of time to achieve the highest yields.

If the location where you plan to protect yourself can support it, growing your own crops is one of the best things you can do. Not only will you have a greater variety of food to choose from, it will allow you to maintain supplies of canned goods in the event that food stores start to dwindle. While the Harvest Moon games do not always depict the most realistic of farming circumstances, it can be very handy for learning what crops are in season when and the organizational skills required to play it never hurt anybody.

 Dark Cloud

Dark Cloud (PS2)

In this action/RPG, an ancient and evil genie has escaped his imprisonment and seeks to bring about the end of the world. The only thing standing in his way is a plucky but novice inventor. Both games in the Dark Cloud series are great dungeon-crawling brawlers mixed with a deep and satisfying item crafting system.

An important aspect of this title that extends to a real-world concern is maintenance. In the game, your weapons and armor will wear down over time and eventually break. There is nothing worse than being surrounded by a mass of creatures bent on your destruction and having your equipment fail. Always make sure that your tools are kept in fine working order, that guns are oiled and bladed weapons are sharpened.

Alundra

Alundra (PSone)

This is an excellent, Zelda-style action/RPG. In the game, the titular character washes up on the beach outside a town whose inhabitants have been suffering from deadly nightmares. Alundra must make use of his mystical ability to enter the dreams of others to find the source of the plague and destroy it. It's a great game with some ingenious puzzles and an epic story, one I would recommend even if we weren't facing an undead assault.

At the risk of spoiling an aspect of the plot, the most useful bit of experience you'll take from playing Alundra is that your friends are very likely going to die. They'll probably do it right in front of you too. Get used to it.

Sim City

Sim City (PC/Mac, SNES)

Everybody should be familiar with Sim City. We've been playing this simulation for a very, very long time so I'll just cut to the chase.

Eventually, there may come a time when humanity has fought back the growing tide of darkness. What then? Time to rebuild. From roads to power, residential to industrial, Sim City will give you some of the tools you need to help build a self-sufficient, happy civilization to rise from the ashes of a war-torn world.

 

There you have it. With the help of these ten games, you too can be ready for a zombie outbreak of just about any size.

 

1Destructoid does not recommend or condone the use of Trauma Center as a training tool in medical procedures.


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combatmedic's Avatar
combatmedic at 09/11/2008 12:12
Problem: Islands give you no means of escape, and water logged zombies are the worst threat.

See Z Day.
sbshootme's Avatar
sbshootme at 09/11/2008 12:13
Anyone who played through The Cradle in Thief: DS will laugh in the face of a zombie apocalypse, however horrible it may be.
Conrad Zimmerman's Avatar
Conrad Zimmerman at 09/11/2008 12:15
I'm familiar with Z Day and, yes, I agree about the threat that waterlogged zombies can cause. That said, in a level 2 outbreak (as opposed to a full-blown, level 3), an island can be a perfectly safe place to be. It really just depends on your circumstances. Be prepared for anything.
Char Aznable's Avatar
Char Aznable at 09/11/2008 12:15
Thank you for not listing 10 FPS games.
Gameboi's Avatar
Gameboi at 09/11/2008 12:16
Wise choice to include Harvest Moon. I never would have remembered that, even though it's pretty much all my wife plays. How I ever let that one slip my mind, is beyond me.
Tubatic's Avatar
Tubatic at 09/11/2008 12:16
X-Com comes to mind also. Because there's a good chance someone in your survival group will freak out. X-Com notes the importance of leaving your jittery dude on the bus.
Tubatic's Avatar
Tubatic at 09/11/2008 12:17
. . .without a weapon.
combatmedic's Avatar
combatmedic at 09/11/2008 12:18
Damn you and your brilliant rebuttal!

Still its a sad fact that things like farming and first aid will be forgotten by the general public when the zombies rise. Oh well my scantily clad frightened female survivors for me!
chanbot's Avatar
chanbot at 09/11/2008 12:21
Doomed. You are all doomed.
falinter's Avatar
falinter at 09/11/2008 12:30
This is EXTREMELY relevant to my interests.
DanlHaas's Avatar
DanlHaas at 09/11/2008 12:30
It's truly comforting to know I have so many brothers and sisters out there that are just as concerned (or in Conrad's case, probably more concerned) with survival in the apocalypse as I am.

Thank you, Mr. Zimmerman.
SnakeDude4Life's Avatar
SnakeDude4Life at 09/11/2008 12:31
ZDS

Here to save humanity.
falinter's Avatar
falinter at 09/11/2008 12:34
Also does anyone else find it ominous that there are two zombie related articles on the front page on today of all days!

Ominous...
Max Power's Avatar
Max Power at 09/11/2008 12:35
Apart from the obvious Dead Rising, and the admittedly pretty clever mentioning of Trauma Center, this list seems pretty interchangeable. If the game only includes one mechanic to make it viable for the list (companions dying, equipment degrading), maybe it's a stretch to put it on the list? No offence, it's just that I take this very seriously. Or maybe I don't and just like to criticise people?

Anyway, check out the Pros: Zombie Preparedness Initiative
randombullseye's Avatar
randombullseye at 09/11/2008 12:42
No Zombies Ate My Nieghbors? No simulation shooting to imrpove accuracy? No sim city to teach skills necessary to rebuild world?
Conrad Zimmerman's Avatar
Conrad Zimmerman at 09/11/2008 12:45
@randombullseye: Sim City is the last game on the list, dude. I'm not a proponent of the idea that videogames will help you become a more accurate marksman, hence no shooters. And Zombies Ate My Neighbors, while a classic, would probably do more harm than good in terms of encouraging you to go out of your way to save people you'll just want to kill later and making zombies appear to be humorous. The living dead are no laughing matter.
MF DOOM's Avatar
MF DOOM at 09/11/2008 12:53
God of war... do the zombies to death!!!!
Demtor's Avatar
Demtor at 09/11/2008 13:00
Haha, sweet list. Zombies are serious business!!

Props for the Thief and Alundra listings :)
Holyetheline's Avatar
Holyetheline at 09/11/2008 13:06
you make some good points
Shael's Avatar
Shael at 09/11/2008 13:07
The Fear Factor game should be relevant here.After all, you'll probably need to do stupid and distasteful things to survive...which sums up the whole show/game perfectly.

Learn from it and you'll be eating your crap (and liking it!) in the event that you have no food :P
ceark's Avatar
ceark at 09/11/2008 13:08
looks like I'm ready for the apocalypse.
The-Excel's Avatar
The-Excel at 09/11/2008 13:23
I see you're well-versed in the texts of Max Brooks.
vitus's Avatar
vitus at 09/11/2008 13:28
Awesome list, I like the dark cloud tie in. Keeping everything maintained is important. good thing i live in canada... i can just use my trusty seal bat.
slee's Avatar
slee at 09/11/2008 13:32
What?!!!! What about Resident Evil???
F Whipple's Avatar
F Whipple at 09/11/2008 13:34
Bring it on zombies!!! I'm ready for ya now
Mr Wrightster's Avatar
Mr Wrightster at 09/11/2008 13:39
No Resi?
Conrad Zimmerman's Avatar
Conrad Zimmerman at 09/11/2008 13:41
@slee: I specifically avoided Resident Evil and other zombie-heavy games for two reasons:

First, they're too easy. I wanted to try think outside of the box for games with less direct relationship to the issue.

The second reason I resisted the urge to draw from that well is one of overconfidence. While it might be relatively easy to take out a group of zombies in a videogame, reality is a harsh mistress. Believing yourself to be capable of easily disposing of zombies is setting yourself up to join their ranks.
Timmeh's Avatar
Timmeh at 09/11/2008 13:43
Y'know, I was just playing World in Conflict, then hit up Dtiod and read this article. It just dawned on me there are no zombie-apocalypse RTS games - a missed opportunity surely?!

It also reminded me how much I loved Alundra, damn those gaems that get shitty sequels.
pendelton21's Avatar
pendelton21 at 09/11/2008 13:54
Trauma Center?!!?
Please, if you need medical advice, Amateur Surgeon is the way to go
NihonTiger90's Avatar
NihonTiger90 at 09/11/2008 14:14
But what if the Combine attacks? Do these apply, too?
faultymoose's Avatar
faultymoose at 09/11/2008 15:05
I just finished reading World War Z. I've lost my sense of "yay" about the impending Zombie Apocalypse. Apparently, it's not going to be as fun as they make out.
Dexter345's Avatar
Dexter345 at 09/11/2008 16:23
Very nice list, I like that it's not just populated with zombie games, and I LOVE that it's got Desert Bus on it.
Eschatos's Avatar
Eschatos at 09/11/2008 16:25
An island would be a shitty place to hide from zombies, unless it's way out in the middle of the ocean. Zombies don't need to breath so they could just walk on the ocean floor to your island. I think the best place to hide from zombies would be the Arctic. The zombies would freeze completely and die(contrary to Max Brooks's belief, freezing does destroy tissues including the brain).
Batthink's Avatar
Batthink at 09/11/2008 16:28
Dark Cloud 2 (Chronicle)! Hooray! :OD
Zeno's Avatar
Zeno at 09/11/2008 16:28
Where's Survival Crisis Z?
Max Power's Avatar
Max Power at 09/11/2008 16:47
I also would like to nominate Cooking Mama, in case you're barricading yourself in a Japanese restaurant during Z-Day.
slee's Avatar
slee at 09/11/2008 17:16
@Conrad Zimmerman

Upper Right aim for the head
Jetsetlemming's Avatar
Jetsetlemming at 09/11/2008 17:52
Rather than Lost in Blue I would recommend [urlhttp://www.stranded.unrealsoftware.de/]Stranded 2[/url]. As Resident Evil: Outbreak File $2 has taught us, animals can become zombies too, and not only does Stranded 2 teach you about survival and adaptation to a harsh environment and making do with the resources at hand, it will also teach you what to do when that zombie monkey or zombie lion comes for you.
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Jetsetlemming at 09/11/2008 17:52
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nintendoll at 09/12/2008 03:54
No Rock Band? Your newly acquired drumming skills could be used to pummel zombies to death.
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Murumasa123 at 09/12/2008 06:12
Thank goodness its a practical list, not just the best zombie filled games. Althought tbh playing games rather than working on skills to be useful in a Z war of attrition makes me feel sad that as i haven't played harvest moon im less prepared than some casual gaming fool who will be first to be devoured and jion the ranks of the horde as i keep watch in my secluded location having left when a disppoportionate amount of people being shot dont die.

Anyway since the best places not far out to see are warehouses and docks why no games about them? Or stratergy sims where you have to stop things entering a location which would be quite useful.
Mxyzptlk's Avatar
Mxyzptlk at 09/12/2008 17:52
Great list, with some interesting choices. Well done!
nebones's Avatar
nebones at 09/12/2008 21:27
Awesome lol
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PvLax at 09/14/2008 08:32
Dead Rising obviously lol
Necros's Avatar
Necros at 09/14/2008 14:50
But doesn't Frank get infected by the end of Dead Rising...I'd say that alone teaches you not to go wade out knee-deep in zombies.
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MrSlippery at 10/14/2008 11:10
no, frank doesn't get infected, Necros. The Canon ending is the one in the picture.He's stranded on the tank, and it's possible we get treated to an epic opening sequence in the start of DR2, whenever that may come.
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ShadokatRegn at 10/14/2008 17:49
I love how mixed-up that list was - not just FPS, but also, not just zombies.

There are definitely other skills necessary for the zombie apocalypse, and I believe you covered them nicely. Brilliant!
Zodiac Eclipse's Avatar
Zodiac Eclipse at 10/15/2008 14:48
I totally agree with the fear that playing too many zombie related games will give people a false sense of security when the real thing happens. After all, you never know if you are getting the slow, moaning, stupid zombies, or the fully armed, quick-witted, driven by hunger and rage variety.

I for one am keeping my fingers crossed for the first type as I think it greatly increases my chance for survival.
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Andruha at 12/15/2008 03:58
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