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*Sigh* ... Yet another Square Enix countdown teaser photo

Dear games industry,

Please stop putting up countdown teaser sites for upcoming games. Either just announce the bloody things or shut up forever. Putting out teasers is basically an admittance of arrogance on your part, and the endless speculation you get is mawkish and annoying. 

It's not like Square Enix has even put out much of anything recently that deserves" a teaser, and they can use all the pretty music and "mysterious" number fours that they like, the whole thing will still come off as stupid and pretentious, like all teaser sites invariably do. Could the teaser be about Romancing Saga 4? Who even cares? I'll give a crap when I actually have an announcement. 

I hope you take the message of my letter into consideration, and make more of an effort to be inventive, rather than dreary, in your future marketing efforts from this point onward. 

Yours lovingly,

Jim Sterling of Destructoid.








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Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2009 10:43
Monodi
needs more rain
DinnertimeNinja's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2009 10:43
DinnertimeNinja
WHAT COULD IT BE?!?!

I'm off to get some lunch, but then I'll be RIGHT BACK to that site to look for new developments.

By god, I'll figure this thing out yet!
Dimly's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2009 10:45
Dimly
Gee, I wonder if it will slowly fill with color.
Nic128's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2009 10:45
Nic128
I'd rather have the announcement on the moment and get a heart attack or a "GEE-WAAA?" It's more fun.

Golden Sun 3, it happened, and out of nowhere.
Daxelman's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2009 10:46
Daxelman
FF15.

I called that shit.
ikiryou's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2009 10:48
ikiryou
Countdown to Disappointment? **

Someone in another comments section said Atlus is the new Square Enix.. and they were right on the money.



**I hope to be wrong...
vamn's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2009 10:51
vamn
Man, I hope it's not another SaGa game...
VenatioDecorus's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2009 10:53
VenatioDecorus
Thank you Jim.
Dimnos's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2009 10:53
Dimnos
No shit! If you have something to say then just say it. Otherwise STFU.
DonPixel's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2009 10:54
DonPixel
I hope they listen, less marketing more games (good ones i mean)..
eternalplayer2345's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2009 11:01
eternalplayer2345
I wish it was nanashi no game............
's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2009 11:04
Clint
It's Zone of the Enders 3
jfrost's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2009 11:08
jfrost
I hate the trend of countdown to announcements. Countdowns should only be done to the actual game launch. You do not countdown to something you've set a random date to do. It's pathetic.
Fantus's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2009 11:14
Fantus
People bitch about countdowns. But the fact of the matter is they generate hype. They are pretty much guaranteed to have a large amount of people pay attention to the site when the announcement hits.

And it won't be until people STOP talking about it that they go away. Right now, this article is doing exactly what it's supposed to do. Pointing people at the hype building timer.

gg
ZeroTolo's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2009 11:14
ZeroTolo
If it actually is for a SaGa game, I hope that this one is absolute shit.
Dimnos's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2009 11:24
Dimnos
@Fantus

You know what else generates hype? Actually announcing the game.
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2009 11:51
Chronic Logic
The only thing worse than a countdown is a countdown leading to... another countdown.
exodus1925's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2009 11:54
exodus1925
Amen.
Genius's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2009 12:00
Genius
@ZeroTolo That would imply the first ones were actually good.

Anyway, I'm gonna say its probably another crappy Seiken Densetsu game, why they keep making them is beyond me. The last good one I played was Secret of Mana on the SNES, hasnt been worth mentioning since then.
MuddBstrd's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2009 12:02
MuddBstrd
God, I hope its not another SaGa game. We need another one of those like a kick to the teeth.

It seems like Square is bound and determined to put out anything and everything that isn't a Chrono Trigger sequel that's worth a damn.
ammoelf3's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2009 12:13
ammoelf3
Final Fantasy Tactics PSX port to PSN.

HEYO
e-roder's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2009 12:27
e-roder
sometimes i think companies are better at making teaser sites than games
Gen Eric Gui's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2009 12:42
Gen Eric Gui
Did the people here only play Unlimited SaGa or what? The SaGa series is fantastic, infinity times better than Final Fantasy, and if they announce Romancing SaGa 4 this will be the best year ever.

Or if this is S-E announcing SaGa 2 for the US, this will be the best year of the millenium.
Gen Eric Gui's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2009 12:45
Gen Eric Gui
Er, I don't know where that last line came from. I meant to say that if S-E announces SaGa 2 for the US, that this will be the best year, not only ever, but in all other planes of existence.
Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2009 12:47
Elsa
I so totally agree!!!
Black Nexus's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2009 12:49
Black Nexus
announce your game or GTFO.
de BLOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2009 12:52
de BLOO
Kingdom Hearts 3/365 days of sleep/whatev its got mikey and emo kids with keys for swords.
GohanGVO's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2009 13:00
GohanGVO
Personally, I do not mind countdown sites - especially from big publishers - because it means there is something to look forward to being revealed. Truthfully, it does promote mindless speculation and inflated expectations, but I am pretty good at keeping those things in check. Thus, the end result is usually a surprise for me.

But here is some mindless speculation anyway:

FFV DS. :P
The Timely Howard's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2009 13:02
The Timely Howard
It's definitely Romancing SaGa 4, and I couldn't be happier about it. They're probably going to announce it in celebration of the 20th anniversary of the SaGa series, which is right around the corner.

Also, Unlimited Saga was a badass game with a badass learning curve.
HiddenAHB's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2009 14:42
HiddenAHB
Hum...
A good example of Kojima Sindrome...
A little dose of endless spam in Squeenix email box should take care of this.
manasteel88's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2009 14:52
manasteel88
Thief 4? Since they now own Eidos. Maybe Itadaki Street 4? The first true sequel since 2002. All-Star Pro Wrestling 4? Valkyria Profile 4?

realistically though Romancing SaGa might be nice. They have butchered the SaGa series and it'll be interesting to see if they can bring it back.
Los255's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2009 15:26
Los255
GRANDIA 3. Write that down bitches.
Conan-san's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2009 16:02
Conan-san
Uh, that already happened. We're onto four.

But hey, I could go for a remake of Grandia 2. HD'd up the arse and all.
StMcDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2009 16:07
StMcDuck
@ Los255

Grandia 3 came out for PS2 a few years ago. You mean Grandia 4?
I'd love to see Grandia 4 on PS3.
Oew's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2009 16:17
Oew
You're reporting on it, and thus, you're encouraging it. Just don't report on it and it'll be a less effective marketing tactic. Bad press is still good press for them.
Los255's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/26/2009 18:06
Los255
I don't consider that shitfest in Xtreme to be a part of the Grandia series......
Caffeine Knight's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/27/2009 00:15
Caffeine Knight
You cynical bastard.





which is why I read the articles.
Caffeine Knight's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/27/2009 00:21
Caffeine Knight
Final Fantasy IV : The Real 4 : Episodes of the Episodic DLC !!!


Boo - yah!
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2009 00:23
Brian Szabelski
It's not Secret of Mana or ActRaiser, so I don't care.
immortalninja's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2009 05:04
immortalninja
!!!!!!I know what it is!!!!!!
call me crazy but i have bin wondering what could it be so im here cant sleep i open the page with the time i have no music on everything is quiet and i mean silent all of a sudden when i put my head on my bead i hear music coming from the timer site im like ......... and its romancing saga song playing im not crazy gooo to the page and raise ur volume to max and put your head near the speakers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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