
Poor Dustin Diamond
(Saved By The Bell's Screech), first he has to sell t-shirts on his website to keep the government from taking his house, and now he's being stalked by a female fan, and not for his world famous schlong, but for his PSP games. According to E! Online, Diamond was awakend in the middle of the night by a knock on his hotel door. He opened it to reveal a female fan who had attended his sold out comedy show earlier that evening. She started demanding money from him, so to make her leave he gave her one of his complimentary "Save my House" t-shirts. Apparently, this was not enough to satisfy her so she grabbed his precious PSP games and ran. Fortunately, he recovered them just as the police arrived.
"I'm a big gamer and you don't mess with the D-man's videogames," he said.
The "D-man"? I wonder if he has a name for his schlong too...
Screech: I Was Mugged! [E! Online]
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