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'Leaked' proposed Dante's Inferno products are hilarious photo

Leaks. They happen in the videogame industry, probably more often than publishers and developers would like. People just can't seem to keep their mouths shut.

The most recent "leak" just hit our inbox, and the tipster writes, "Got this document from an intern on the inside at EA. Some new product extensions for Dante's Inferno. They even have a big wheels like cycle they're developing." We were provided with scans of this supposed leak, and I've gotta say: I can't wait to wear Dante's Inferno cologne.

A URL on the documents points to two Web sites -- 66666tongues.com. Yesterday, a list of absurd (and likely fake) Dante's Inferno achievements "leaked" by Achievement Hunters, those documents pointing to a similar site, cutby6666666.com. It appears each is half of the key to the "gates of hell." I'm too tired and lazy to figure out what it all means, so I'll leave that up to you.

In the meantime, check out the awesome product designs, and let me know when you suss this puzzle out. 

[Update:  Dtoid reader T-rav figured it out, and it was actually pretty easy. This viral promotion is for "Fraud," and the Web site is http://www.cutbytongues.com. If you hit the jump, you can see what I did with it.]

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KingSigy's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 17:22
KingSigy
This nonsense has to be fake. There is no way stuff as hilarious as this can be real.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 17:27
Holyetheline
I'd buy it. I'd wear it. I'd probably love it.
shitflap's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 17:29
shitflap
Love the devil-baby one, I'd definitely buy that shit right up..
T-rav's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 17:33
T-rav
[url]Cutbytongues.com[/url] I figur'd out the mystery. It's one of those "upload your picture and be put into the video" sites. Fun for a minute or so..

I uploaded Dante Alighieri's face for irony purposes.
T-rav's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 17:35
T-rav
Oops: http://www.cutbytongues.com/

That was my first BBcode fail! How exciting!
Cowboy TTop's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 17:43
Cowboy TTop
I reckon these are real, as the game is out soon, and there's no harm in allowing them to be published online.

Yeah, Baby Cranium Crucifix is awesome, I'd certainly by one.

As for many raging on EA DAnte's Inferno promo stuff, I actually happen to think its all quite inventive, while encircling the core theme of the game. Its going to be a while til we see some promo stuff as inventive.
Occams electric toothbrush's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 17:59
Occams electric toothbrush
Oh I would so buy one of those and cherish it.
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 18:28
Maurice Tan
"More Logos/Branding" joke is great.
PenName's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 19:07
PenName
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ua-RE0mJseI

It looks like that "Circle Cycle" is real. It's a pretty kick ass Big Wheel, even if it is for a marketing thingy.
lewness's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 19:11
lewness
Man, they've put everything - hook, line and sinker - for this one, didn't they?
bobyoko's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 19:50
bobyoko
the more i hear about this game, the more stupid it sounds. i won't be hopping on this hype train.
Brandon Brooks's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2010 20:39
Brandon Brooks
That big wheel is awesome. I would buy that in a heartbeat.
whormongr's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2010 01:02
whormongr
I love their marketing scheme.
ParticleSt0rm's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2010 02:33
ParticleSt0rm
Looks pretty damn cool, I still want one of those Christmas ornaments!
Jay Me's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2010 08:09
Jay Me
What the hell have EA got planned for the Super Bowl?
ShadowKirby's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2010 08:36
ShadowKirby
Whoever came up with this idea is truly going to Hell.
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