The above video is a compilation clip demonstrating the stunning variety of horrific assassinations one can perform with a common, everyday wrench in Rockstar Games' upcoming controversy slut title Manhunt 2. As some of you may have heard a fully uncensored version has been leaked to various torrent sites and other eye patch-friendly venues, and apparently one of those scurvy dogs must have put the above clip together in between Bawls runs and masturbating to lesbian fisting porn demonstrating the pliability of the human body in a way not seen since ... well, the above video.

Then again, it wouldn't shock anyone at this point to find that Rockstar leaked the title to the P2P crowd for the publicity, then created this clip to further create hype for a title that frankly looks horrid. I'm all for wanton violence, but this looks like a mod for the original Half-Life. Jack Thompson shouldn't worry so much about how this title might affect stupid children as they are the first set to be turned off by a lack of bump-mapping and advanced shader techniques -- even if they can't spell either of those terms.

[Side Note: I do respect the creativity in some of those kills, though. Tearing a gentleman's windpipe from his throat with a wrench is almost physically impossible due to the viscosity of human blood and the number of variables present in the logistics of the thing, but to see it rendered in all of its visceral splendor in virtual space truly warms my heart. *Nex wipes away a tear*] 

[UPDATE: Sorry about that guys. I'm not sure where the video went, and everyone I've emailed doesn't seem to know either. Unfortunately, I also can't find another copy anywhere. I'm leaving this up though, so if you read the comments and find yourself lost, just picture two minutes of crappy graphics and unrealistic murder scenarios. It's exactly what you would have gained from the video.]