The above video is a compilation clip demonstrating the stunning variety of horrific assassinations one can perform with a common, everyday wrench in Rockstar Games' upcoming controversy slut title Manhunt 2. As some of you may have heard a fully uncensored version has been leaked to various torrent sites and other eye patch-friendly venues, and apparently one of those scurvy dogs must have put the above clip together in between Bawls runs and masturbating to lesbian fisting porn demonstrating the pliability of the human body in a way not seen since ... well, the above video.
Then again, it wouldn't shock anyone at this point to find that Rockstar leaked the title to the P2P crowd for the publicity, then created this clip to further create hype for a title that frankly looks horrid. I'm all for wanton violence, but this looks like a mod for the original Half-Life. Jack Thompson shouldn't worry so much about how this title might affect stupid children as they are the first set to be turned off by a lack of bump-mapping and advanced shader techniques -- even if they can't spell either of those terms.
[Side Note: I do respect the creativity in some of those kills, though. Tearing a gentleman's windpipe from his throat with a wrench is almost physically impossible due to the viscosity of human blood and the number of variables present in the logistics of the thing, but to see it rendered in all of its visceral splendor in virtual space truly warms my heart. *Nex wipes away a tear*]
[UPDATE: Sorry about that guys. I'm not sure where the video went, and everyone I've emailed doesn't seem to know either. Unfortunately, I also can't find another copy anywhere. I'm leaving this up though, so if you read the comments and find yourself lost, just picture two minutes of crappy graphics and unrealistic murder scenarios. It's exactly what you would have gained from the video.]
Oh, it is full? Could have sworn it was a beta. Makes me want to get my hands on it more.
And sorry about the double posts. It's late, and I'm not thinking clearly. If you can pass my problem along to whoever can fix it, I'd be eternally indebted to you. Or owe you a cookie, whichever you prefer.
Oh, it is full? Could have sworn it was a beta. Makes me want to get my hands on it more.
And sorry about the double posts. It's late, and I'm not thinking clearly. If you can pass my problem along to whoever can fix it, I'd be eternally indebted to you. Or owe you a cookie, whichever you prefer.
Shit. Dude, I like violent games, but this mess is off the charts. I mean, they weren't kidding about the AO. I don't think I could be able to play this. I know, I sound like a pussy, but it just looks so wrong. A simple wack to the back of the head would of sufficed, no?
Yeah, though. I agree. The game looks like loads of ass. Fuck, still. I keep rubbing my throat now that I've watched this.
Oh, one question that'll probably make me look like a tool, but screw it. What the hell does NSFW mean!? I read past and keep thinking it's Need for Speed. NFS? See how it's just like it, but with a W and the letters F and S swapped? Yeah, it confuses my hyper simple brain.
This oughta give Jim a hard on. Looks like shit to me. I love me some GTA, but this is just fucked up. What's next, 'How to catch, molest, murder, and dispose of a kid in five days! Triple points if you snag a pair!' But Dude, it's for the art, yo, so we can't complain, right?
Sure, we have a right to be obnoxious, but it doesn't mean we must be, right?
"i didn't know they were still making games for *insert older console here*!" wow you guys are SO FUNNY!
it's a PS2 and Wii game, looks exactly like the original. relax.
gotta say i'm a little disappointed in the level of violence. don't get me wrong, it's still violent as all fuck, but just look at the original. if Manhunt 2 is AO quality, wtf was the original huh?
Whats the big deal? My 6 yr old will enjoy playing this. Oh wait wrong game story. I thought with poor graphics talk we were talking about Cruisin USA remake.
It's the PS2 version and the original engine... say what you will, most every preview has been positive and the story-line sounds crazy as hell. I will be purchasing the Wii version and enjoying acting out my brutal kills.
The Wii's graphics are no where near that bad. It looks like a PSP title. If they don't make the game all pretty, I see this going to the bargain bin. Even though the Wii is for gameplay, graphics still matter. I mean jeeez
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12:47 AM on 09.13.2007
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Why hello there
Here's something that's actually entertaining:
[PHOTO REMOVED BY NEX BECAUSE PIXEL'S PHOTO TOTALLY FUCKED UP THE LAYOUT OF THE PAGE WITH HOW HUGE IT WAS]
1) It is for Wii, so don't expect much.
2) That's not direct feed, it's some guy taping it off the screen.
Check my other user movies for other great executions with weapons. I have alot more coming.
And sorry about the double posts. It's late, and I'm not thinking clearly. If you can pass my problem along to whoever can fix it, I'd be eternally indebted to you. Or owe you a cookie, whichever you prefer.
And sorry about the double posts. It's late, and I'm not thinking clearly. If you can pass my problem along to whoever can fix it, I'd be eternally indebted to you. Or owe you a cookie, whichever you prefer.
http://www.gametrailers.com/player/usermovies/105045.html
Double post is double post.
Double post is double post.
I will defend it's right to be obnoxious though. Censorship is censorship no matter who does it.
Yeah, though. I agree. The game looks like loads of ass. Fuck, still. I keep rubbing my throat now that I've watched this.
Nub :D
It's the PS2 version.
Sure, we have a right to be obnoxious, but it doesn't mean we must be, right?
...ass.
Is this a deleted scene from Teletubies?
it's a PS2 and Wii game, looks exactly like the original. relax.
gotta say i'm a little disappointed in the level of violence. don't get me wrong, it's still violent as all fuck, but just look at the original. if Manhunt 2 is AO quality, wtf was the original huh?
*Speaks in the form of the Ricola Commercial*
Reeeeetarded !
Sound on = Yuckers.