As if the site's premiere image wasn't titilating enough, this Monday's update takes sexually provocative black and purple shapes to a whole new level. For a bonus boner-popping surprise, hit the Web site and click the image and BAM! You get a face full of Friday's sexy, sexy grid. Ripe Mango take two, indeed!
I didn't expect an update this soon, as Friday was the first anyone had seen of this new jeans-creaming site. I get the stinking suspicion that these weekday updates may be leading up to something. Something big. Something... climactic.
Isn't there some big videogame event happening at the end of this week? Something that sounds kind of like sex, except with more P and A?
Call of Duty: Advanced Manfare, Halo with Boobs?, and a Lot of Beverages - Tuesday Newsday
11:00 PM on 05.06.2014