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'Ecchi Onee-san Rearing' is a real game, especially on your cellphone photo

[As originally posted on Japanator]

Ah, I love catching strange and bizarre cellphone games announcements off of 2ch. It always puts some context to the absolute batshit-insanity surrounding some of these titles. Like this one: Ecchi Onee-san Rearing. Yes, you read that right. Perverted child rearing of older sisters. On a cellphone. In Japan.

As the son of a robotics scientist, your job is to raise and rear these robotic girls. While they have the full-bodied looks of a woman just a few years older than yourself, they still have the innocence and mind of a simple child. Just writing up this description, I feel incredibly dirty. So, with a caring and loving touch, you can raise her into becoming the type of woman that you envison.

You'll help her with food and exercise, and don't forget to help her with bathing and medical checkups! Those are the words of the Japanese, not mine. The game is available for 315 yen, and is made by Gameloft, the purveyor of fine Onee-san titles to cellphones.

You can go check out their website if you'd like. I'm going to go hang my head in shame in the corner real quick.


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Mxyzptlk's Avatar
Mxyzptlk at 06/12/2009 15:43
I have no words other than, "lol, Japan".
Weighted Companion Cube's Avatar
Weighted Companion Cube at 06/12/2009 15:53
Oh, Japan. Never change.
eternalplayer2345's Avatar
eternalplayer2345 at 06/12/2009 15:54
I don't know japanese like at all but I thought the title was about helping your sister give birth
Vedicardi2's Avatar
Vedicardi2 at 06/12/2009 15:58
I want this.

I am a lost cause officially...
Brando's Avatar
Brando at 06/12/2009 16:00
Dibs on middle "bottom" girl.
Dexter345's Avatar
Dexter345 at 06/12/2009 16:07
So then, par for the course, as far as Japan is concerned, right?
Daxelman's Avatar
Daxelman at 06/12/2009 16:07
THOSE TITS.
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Doomsday Forte at 06/12/2009 16:10
Since we're calling dibs, I claim the green-haired one in the pink outfit. Oddly enough, she seems to be the one showing the least amount of skin. =P

But, uh. Seriously, wow. Game where you raise android older/younger sisters and quite possibly do naughty stuff with them? I'm uneducated on Japan, but good lord!

Does it count as incest if you're not of blood or even...living relation?
Insanity Warden's Avatar
Insanity Warden at 06/12/2009 16:10
Dear Japan,

Oh u.

Sincerely,
Most Destructoid users
Monodi's Avatar
Monodi at 06/12/2009 16:14
Dibs on the P.E. suit girl.
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JLanphear at 06/12/2009 16:14
I thought this said Onee-sad RACING at first, and was like "WOOOOAAAHHHH!"

But no, it's not a hentai racing game. Too bad.
Daxelman's Avatar
Daxelman at 06/12/2009 16:18
THAT ASS.
Gimic300's Avatar
Gimic300 at 06/12/2009 16:27
*nose bleed*
Trevor McGee's Avatar
Trevor McGee at 06/12/2009 16:45
I see nothing wrong.
eskimo bob's Avatar
eskimo bob at 06/12/2009 16:55
pretty much every time Destructoid posts something with the Japan tag, I facepalm and say "I want this!" at the same time. this is no exception.

and dibs on the right bottom girl. (because the two better ones were already taken, apparently. T_T)
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HiddenAHB at 06/12/2009 17:12
God, it feels good to feel dirty.
Nicojay2's Avatar
Nicojay2 at 06/12/2009 17:29
They're robots so it's okay. They're robots that act like children with the body of a fantasy super slut. It's okay though, robots make everything okay.
A-okay Japan.
atastysammich's Avatar
atastysammich at 06/12/2009 18:09
@Nicojay2
And where do you think they got the idea, hmm? That's right--


BAN THIS ROBOTIC FILTH
silvain's Avatar
silvain at 06/12/2009 18:19
no iphone port? lol
Jack Maverick's Avatar
Jack Maverick at 06/12/2009 19:07
I'm really hoping some kid in school gets caught playing this, because reading that story would be the highlight of my day. Also, I don't hate this. That's all I'll say about this game.
SRCisFriday's Avatar
SRCisFriday at 06/12/2009 19:23
GODDAMN
CrocBox's Avatar
CrocBox at 06/12/2009 20:20
Epic. I'll take the blonde on the right if no one has called it yet :P
Arch649's Avatar
Arch649 at 06/12/2009 21:18
mmmmmm . . . mmmmmmmm Nope. I like my girlfriend better.
Holiday's Avatar
Holiday at 06/13/2009 17:47
Wasn't their a PS2 game released in Japan that was like this. Some Tamagotchi A.I. girl you raised up or something?
davidvilla's Avatar
davidvilla at 08/13/2009 05:33
Wasn't their a PS2 game released in Japan that was like this. Some Tamagotchi A.I. girl you raised up or something? online MBA degree | Criminal Justice school | Law school
davidvilla's Avatar
davidvilla at 08/13/2009 05:35
mmmmmm . . . mmmmmmmm Nope. I like my girlfriend better. sociology degree | Fire Science degree
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