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'Ecchi Onee-san Rearing' is a real game, especially on your cellphone photo

[As originally posted on Japanator]

Ah, I love catching strange and bizarre cellphone games announcements off of 2ch. It always puts some context to the absolute batshit-insanity surrounding some of these titles. Like this one: Ecchi Onee-san Rearing. Yes, you read that right. Perverted child rearing of older sisters. On a cellphone. In Japan.

As the son of a robotics scientist, your job is to raise and rear these robotic girls. While they have the full-bodied looks of a woman just a few years older than yourself, they still have the innocence and mind of a simple child. Just writing up this description, I feel incredibly dirty. So, with a caring and loving touch, you can raise her into becoming the type of woman that you envison.

You'll help her with food and exercise, and don't forget to help her with bathing and medical checkups! Those are the words of the Japanese, not mine. The game is available for 315 yen, and is made by Gameloft, the purveyor of fine Onee-san titles to cellphones.

You can go check out their website if you'd like. I'm going to go hang my head in shame in the corner real quick.








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Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/12/2009 15:43
Aaron Mxy Yost
I have no words other than, "lol, Japan".
Weighted Companion Cube's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/12/2009 15:53
Weighted Companion Cube
Oh, Japan. Never change.
eternalplayer2345's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/12/2009 15:54
eternalplayer2345
I don't know japanese like at all but I thought the title was about helping your sister give birth
Vedicardi2's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/12/2009 15:58
Vedicardi2
I want this.

I am a lost cause officially...
Brando's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/12/2009 16:00
Brando
Dibs on middle "bottom" girl.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/12/2009 16:07
Darren Nakamura
So then, par for the course, as far as Japan is concerned, right?
Daxelman's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/12/2009 16:07
Daxelman
THOSE TITS.
DF's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/12/2009 16:10
DF
Since we're calling dibs, I claim the green-haired one in the pink outfit. Oddly enough, she seems to be the one showing the least amount of skin. =P

But, uh. Seriously, wow. Game where you raise android older/younger sisters and quite possibly do naughty stuff with them? I'm uneducated on Japan, but good lord!

Does it count as incest if you're not of blood or even...living relation?
Insanity Warden's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/12/2009 16:10
Insanity Warden
Dear Japan,

Oh u.

Sincerely,
Most Destructoid users
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/12/2009 16:14
Monodi
Dibs on the P.E. suit girl.
JLanphear's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/12/2009 16:14
JLanphear
I thought this said Onee-sad RACING at first, and was like "WOOOOAAAHHHH!"

But no, it's not a hentai racing game. Too bad.
Daxelman's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/12/2009 16:18
Daxelman
THAT ASS.
Gimic300's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/12/2009 16:27
Gimic300
*nose bleed*
Trevor McGee's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/12/2009 16:45
Trevor McGee
I see nothing wrong.
eskimo bob's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/12/2009 16:55
eskimo bob
pretty much every time Destructoid posts something with the Japan tag, I facepalm and say "I want this!" at the same time. this is no exception.

and dibs on the right bottom girl. (because the two better ones were already taken, apparently. T_T)
HiddenAHB's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/12/2009 17:12
HiddenAHB
God, it feels good to feel dirty.
Nicojay2's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/12/2009 17:29
Nicojay2
They're robots so it's okay. They're robots that act like children with the body of a fantasy super slut. It's okay though, robots make everything okay.
A-okay Japan.
atastysammich's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/12/2009 18:09
atastysammich
@Nicojay2
And where do you think they got the idea, hmm? That's right--


BAN THIS ROBOTIC FILTH
silvain's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/12/2009 18:19
silvain
no iphone port? lol
Jack Maverick's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/12/2009 19:07
Jack Maverick
I'm really hoping some kid in school gets caught playing this, because reading that story would be the highlight of my day. Also, I don't hate this. That's all I'll say about this game.
SRCisFriday's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/12/2009 19:23
SRCisFriday
GODDAMN
CrocBox's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/12/2009 20:20
CrocBox
Epic. I'll take the blonde on the right if no one has called it yet :P
Arch649's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/12/2009 21:18
Arch649
mmmmmm . . . mmmmmmmm Nope. I like my girlfriend better.
Holiday's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/13/2009 17:47
Holiday
Wasn't their a PS2 game released in Japan that was like this. Some Tamagotchi A.I. girl you raised up or something?
davidvilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2009 05:33
davidvilla
Wasn't their a PS2 game released in Japan that was like this. Some Tamagotchi A.I. girl you raised up or something? online MBA degree | Criminal Justice school | Law school
davidvilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2009 05:35
davidvilla
mmmmmm . . . mmmmmmmm Nope. I like my girlfriend better. sociology degree | Fire Science degree
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