[As originally posted on Japanator]

Ah, I love catching strange and bizarre cellphone games announcements off of 2ch. It always puts some context to the absolute batshit-insanity surrounding some of these titles. Like this one: Ecchi Onee-san Rearing. Yes, you read that right. Perverted child rearing of older sisters. On a cellphone. In Japan.

As the son of a robotics scientist, your job is to raise and rear these robotic girls. While they have the full-bodied looks of a woman just a few years older than yourself, they still have the innocence and mind of a simple child. Just writing up this description, I feel incredibly dirty. So, with a caring and loving touch, you can raise her into becoming the type of woman that you envison.

You'll help her with food and exercise, and don't forget to help her with bathing and medical checkups! Those are the words of the Japanese, not mine. The game is available for 315 yen, and is made by Gameloft, the purveyor of fine Onee-san titles to cellphones.

You can go check out their website if you'd like. I'm going to go hang my head in shame in the corner real quick.

Legacy Comments (will be imported soon)

Aaron Mxy Yost

I have no words other than, "lol, Japan".

Weighted Companion Cube

Oh, Japan. Never change.

eternalplayer2345

I don't know japanese like at all but I thought the title was about helping your sister give birth

Vedicardi2

I want this.

I am a lost cause officially...

Brando

Dibs on middle "bottom" girl.

Darren Nakamura

So then, par for the course, as far as Japan is concerned, right?

Daxelman

THOSE TITS.

DF

Since we're calling dibs, I claim the green-haired one in the pink outfit. Oddly enough, she seems to be the one showing the least amount of skin. =P

But, uh. Seriously, wow. Game where you raise android older/younger sisters and quite possibly do naughty stuff with them? I'm uneducated on Japan, but good lord!

Does it count as incest if you're not of blood or even...living relation?

Insanity Warden

Dear Japan,

Oh u.

Sincerely,
Most Destructoid users

Monodi

Dibs on the P.E. suit girl.

JLanphear

I thought this said Onee-sad RACING at first, and was like "WOOOOAAAHHHH!"

But no, it's not a hentai racing game. Too bad.

Daxelman

THAT ASS.

Gimic300

*nose bleed*

Trevor McGee

I see nothing wrong.

eskimo bob

pretty much every time Destructoid posts something with the Japan tag, I facepalm and say "I want this!" at the same time. this is no exception.

and dibs on the right bottom girl. (because the two better ones were already taken, apparently. T_T)

HiddenAHB

God, it feels good to feel dirty.

Nicojay2

They're robots so it's okay. They're robots that act like children with the body of a fantasy super slut. It's okay though, robots make everything okay.
A-okay Japan.

atastysammich

@Nicojay2
And where do you think they got the idea, hmm? That's right--


BAN THIS ROBOTIC FILTH

silvain

no iphone port? lol

Jack Maverick

I'm really hoping some kid in school gets caught playing this, because reading that story would be the highlight of my day. Also, I don't hate this. That's all I'll say about this game.

SRCisFriday

GODDAMN

CrocBox

Epic. I'll take the blonde on the right if no one has called it yet :P

Arch649

mmmmmm . . . mmmmmmmm Nope. I like my girlfriend better.

Holiday

Wasn't their a PS2 game released in Japan that was like this. Some Tamagotchi A.I. girl you raised up or something?

davidvilla

Wasn't their a PS2 game released in Japan that was like this. Some Tamagotchi A.I. girl you raised up or something? online MBA degree | Criminal Justice school | Law school

davidvilla

mmmmmm . . . mmmmmmmm Nope. I like my girlfriend better. sociology degree | Fire Science degree