First off, we'll throw out a global
NSFW warning for this entire post.
The Japanese side (half) of the internet is riddled with fan videos created with the help of popular eroge (erotic game)
Schoolmate. Game company Illusion Soft probably had no idea that their horny sex simulation would eventually be weaved into the fabric of the internet as countless videos of sad-faced anime girls doing repetitive pelvic thrusts and licking motions to various musical themes made their way to computer screens worldwide.
The funniest video we've come across just happens to be the least horny one (above). This video uses a few 'motions' to create a sort of dance to the popular
Super Mario Bros. Super Show ending credits theme song, better known as "Do the Mario". The creator of this video makes good use of the 'hand tool' to create breast-specific jiggle. What amazing detail!
Also, as a bonus,
here's another video from the same YouTuber, who insists that its actually frosting that is being licked.
For those of you who just dropped these two videos into your "Spank Bank" YouTube folder, here's more
scenery from the game as well as the
demo so you can 'do the Mario' on your own time.
Dale North is Destructoid's Editor-In-Chief, a founding editor, and specialist in Japanese gaming. An accomplished musician, Dale was reporting from Japan during the earthquakes of 2011. Luckily, he got the fuck out alive and is home in America now with his wife and beloved corgi, Einstein. Dale is also a co-founder of Destructoid's sister anime site
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11:53 AM on 07.05.2007 | 
Honestly, we just get the slightest inkling of how popular this shit is in Japan. Here, in the US, H-games are this tiny tiny sub-sub-genre set of a specific group of anime pervs.
But, I walked into a game store in Northern Japan in 2005 and they had the whole second floor full of H-Games and 18+ Capsule toys. It was unbelieveable. The store was only 2 stories high, and the first floor had games from all systems dating back to the Famicom for sale, and the whole second floor was a smattering of about 20 PC titles, and the rest of H-games.
They had so many that they had them grouped by game type.
Dating sims
Torture/Rape sims
Religious themed ones.
Etc.
I was in a store earlier this year in akiba where the upper three floors were H, and I had my girl with me while casually browsing.
They had no issue with me being there, but were kinda freaked out about a blonde haired, blue eyed american browsing the shelves of eroge.
They had the first floor, street level was video games and Racing Queen videos. I figured what the hell, and took the elevator up. 6th floor was a pay by the hour photo studio, 4th floor was "import" porn (Japanese guys love nekkid russians and americans, who knew?) 3rd and 2nd floors were regular "porn" for the masses.
What was on that 5th floor? That was the floor I accidentally spent an extra 2 minutes 30 seconds longer than I should've.
Beastiality videos (chicks and eels were popular)
Adult diaper fetish videos
Underarm hair videos
S&M videos (Who likes clothespins?)
Slapping and crushing videos (They had copies of Bumfights for sale as well...)
It was more that curiosity had gotten the better of me that kept me on that floor, but there was no question that I stayed on that floor longer than any person should ever have to. The cashier at that floor's checkout counter must have a stomach of steel and no heart to sell that shit to people.
If it's invisible, how would I see it? Even if I did see it, wouldn't I still have "seen nothing"?
Just saying
but it's still cool :P
http://search.ebay.com/_W0QQfgtpZ1QQfrppZ25QQsassZshishkabob99
Beware though they are bootleg since they are impossible to find in the US or europe from what i heard, but the guy also includes patches that translate the game to english as well as 100% save files and no-CD crack so i think its work it.
i now have an english version
regards
j03