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'Average use' of Home is 55 minutes? Really? photo

GameDaily has a tasty little quote here from Peter Dille, Sony's VP of Marketing that has had some of the Destructoid staffers atwitter over this. Well, we're all laughing and wondering just what the hell people could be doing in Home for nearly an hour.

So, before we get into it, here's Mr. Dille's words:

We've got 4 million users in PlayStation Home worldwide, and the average session in Home is about 55 minutes. And I challenge you to compare that to the amount of time people spend on websites where you're in and out very quickly. To have someone spend 55 minutes, that's more time than they spend watching and hour-long TV show where there's 21 minutes of commercials. It's a very sticky environment and it's very engaging.

Wow, that's impressive, Sony! 4 million users and 55 minutes each! Except, that's not what you really mean. The four million users would include those who have gone ahead and tried out Home once, spending plenty of time trying to work the god-awful avatar creation system, and then attempt to jump off the balcony of their apartment, only to fail, and ultimately end up in a dance party at the central plaza.

Those 55 minutes are actually spent regularly by a much smaller user base, probably on the order of 400,000 users, if I had to throw out a number. And that's being generous. So, the rest of the staff was discussing what you could do with those 55 minutes instead of hanging around in Home.

1. Make a sandwich

Our robot-in-chief, Niero, admits to hanging around in Home for protracted periods of time. But, he's not interacting with anyone. Instead, he's forgotten about it, and just wandered off to the kitchen to make himself a sandwich. So, take a note from our boss and give yourself something nutritious to eat. It'll be a hell of a lot better than the pocky you've been munching on. I suggest roast beef, lettuce, and ranch dressing on some toasted wheat bread.

2. Update your firmware 

Our resident tipster Joe Burling wants to keep you using your PlayStation 3, and so he suggests taking your time to go ahead and update the firmware. At least for me, I've constantly dealt with random download speeds, making the firmware updates take an entire hour before, from download to installation. Think of it this way: you'll save yourself some time before you've got to update the firmware again next week!

3. Do your homework

Many of you are still in college, and some of you are even in high school, so you may as well get some of those assignments out of the way. It'll leave you more time to do productive things, like actually interact with other people, or maybe even go to bed at a reasonable hour. Hopefully I'm not suggesting anything too scandalous.

4. Rearrange your spice rack

Retro man Dyson proffers this option, and it's a rather good one to take up. Going through and rearranging your spice rack helps you remember just which spice you have. If you can't remember, it means you've been neglecting them, and not cooking all that much, and that's just a shame. Spend some time and make something interesting for dinner: I suggest pork chops with an orange sauce over them. It's simply divine.

5. Take a nap

If you're playing in the middle of the day, and are feeling horribly lethargic, a nice little nap allow you relax and rejuvenate yourself. Once you wake up, you'll be ready to face the rest of the day. Aim for 45 minutes, because otherwise you'll become lethargic.

6. Learn Spanish

If you're sitting and playing with Home every single day, why not put that sort of regularity into something a bit more helpful to you in life. Spanish is incredibly easy to learn, at least compared to Japanese or Chinese. With any luck, you could easily pick up the language in several months.

7. Watch some TV

There's plenty of programming that you can find to watch. Perhaps watch an episode of the BBC comedy Beautiful People while you're making a sandwich. Or maybe sit back, relax, and pop some vicodin while watching House. It'll be a pleasant experience, I assure you.

8. Bake some brownies

They're delicious and all your friends will appreciate it. Brownies are fairly easy to make, and in just a couple of tries you can perfect the recipe. Once you've succeeded at that, you can move on to other items like pancakes or muffins.

9. Go read Tomopop and Japanator

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10. Play some videogames

Samit suggests that you actually sit down and play some videogames. Who the hell does that?

What would you do with those 55 minutes?


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loki d20's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2009 10:07
loki d20
How much of those 55 minutes are spent downloading files to the different spaces?

As far as those 55 minutes, I watch TV or play games. Home is a social environment I have no intention of being a part of. Wake me when they do something that truly integrates and has a real purpose with my gaming other than showing off what trophies I do and don't have. I'm happy for those who like Home, though, and I don't think it was a waste of time. I'm just not into virtual socialization.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2009 10:12
MrSadistic
that is one nasty ass looking sandwich.
BlackFreefall's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2009 10:13
BlackFreefall
What is wrong with the Home avatar creation beside lacking creativity?
Brad Rice's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2009 10:15
Brad Rice
@Black: Face 1, Face 2, Face 3, Face 4, etc etc. It's very poorly labeled, so I have to find everything by trial and error.
Discarded Couch Sandwich's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2009 10:19
Discarded Couch Sandwich
I played a game of virtual chess which lasted almost an hour once. That was the first, and one of the only times i've been on home.

I was going to say, how much of that time is in signing in, watching movie trailers, loading and downloading new areas, because from my experience that takes up a fair bit. Home does have its share of things to do, but none of them are particularly "engaging," in Mr Dille's words.... Just simple timewasters I find.
20 Sided Death's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2009 10:25
20 Sided Death
I'm going to go ahead and agree with MrSadistic here. That sammy looks disgusting.

I don't like Home that much. Not my kind of thing. It's not even a game...it actually reminds me of that internet skit Dave Chappel did but with less porn pop ups.
Clance's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2009 10:28
Clance
Wank.
sickNasty's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2009 10:30
sickNasty
Call me crazy, but I like to play games with my game console.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2009 10:32
Holyetheline
Bake some special brownies. =)
pascuz46's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2009 10:33
pascuz46
I can see that. It takes you forever to walk anywhere.
DinnertimeNinja's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2009 10:51
DinnertimeNinja
Silly Destructoid!

There's no NEED to choose. You can do ALL of that stuff WHILE "using" Home AT THE SAME TIME!

Just go to the main plaza, find a group of people talking to each other, position your avatar right in the middle of them, and set your little guy to do the running man.

There! Now you're having fun in Home AND you're free to make as many sandwiches as you like AND you're helping Sony by upping that terribly misleading "average usage time" stat!
ScottyG's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2009 10:54
ScottyG
Yeah, I gotta agree with Clance. I'd either dig through the gigs and gigs of videos I have, or play twist and stick with what the internet has to offer. ^_^
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2009 10:55
Chronic Logic
Who the hell spends more time on HOME than watching tv, playing games, or surfing the net? This guy is talking out of his ass.
Rhoq's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2009 10:56
Rhoq
It's maybe a one-time use of 55 minutes. The first time you launch it, between the time it takes to download the different areas and then explore the extremely limited and useless wasteland that they call "Home". After that you don't return until you hear of an update. Then you install the update and re-download the areas only to find out that it's just more of the same useless garbage.
ajaxender's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2009 11:01
ajaxender
Oh fuck you dick mcvengeance, now i have insane craving for roast beef sandwiches, pork chops, and brownies and its 5 AM here! Bah im going to bed.
Palidi's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2009 11:25
Palidi
So then from what I can gather from this post is, according to the person you quoted, it takes the average person 55 minutes to realize they have better things to do than home. Did I get it right? That's sad if true :( .
Maxpower's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2009 11:30
Maxpower
Goddamn it DMV. I just woke up and saw all the food picture, and I have no food in my fridge. WHY?
John Johnson's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2009 11:34
John Johnson
Yeah this sounds about right. I'd say it took me around an hour (maybe more) to create my character, tool around the world a little bit, realize it blew, and then pile all my free furniture against my door in a makeshift barricade.

Now, if you could buy guns in Home, I could have an awesome shootout with police before they perforated my body again and again. But, I guess that's what Killzone 2 is for.
Black Nexus's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2009 12:00
Black Nexus
@ Otomiruninja
STOP READING GAMEINFORMER.
Dimly's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2009 12:01
Dimly
That might be how long I've tried out Home since its launch... might be...
Saint Demon's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2009 12:49
Saint Demon
I am hungry now thanks and all I got around here is the campus food.
Black Nexus's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2009 13:28
Black Nexus
@ Otomiruninja
I know ( I have that gamestop subscription too )but I had to call you out on that,it was too easy.
pseudo hero's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2009 13:33
pseudo hero
My average time is 0 minutes and I dont even feel like I'm missing anything.
brainderailment's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2009 13:36
brainderailment
All the people who log in, set their avatar to dance, and go afk for 6 hours are throwing the numbers off.
elysse's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2009 13:46
elysse
loki nailed it. If I have spent 55 minutes in Home, I'd say that 35 of those minutes are spent loading and re-loading spaces after updates.

I do like the Red Bull space though...
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2009 16:38
Eschatos
55 minutes total, maybe.
B-Radicate's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2009 19:31
B-Radicate
How many minutes is "never?"
The Prodigal Son's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2009 15:08
The Prodigal Son
In 55 minutes, I could pleasure myself 6 times -- and it's guaranteed to be better than Home.
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