When it comes to my rock n' roll-themed videogames, don't get me wrong -- I like to rock out. But I can't find any other way to describe this bundle by ArtGuitar as anything other than completely bat s**t crazy.
According to ArtGuitar, the RiffMaster Pro bundle is "a complete speaker system and guitar controller package designed to improve the experience of guitar-based music videogame tournaments in bars and nightclubs." The package includes a fully-functional PA system by Peavy, powered by four 10" high powered speakers and two tweeter drivers. The PA system also has a place in the head unit for a console, which will make it the perfect target for thieving drunks.
Additionally, the package ships with a microphone and two life-sized custom Peavy guitars, designed to work with the PlayStation 2. The guitars can be purchased individually for $399.99 a piece, so let's be real -- with everything you get, the RiffMaster Pro bundle is a steal at $1999.99. No, that's not a typo, and yes, $1666.66 would have been a much better price.
The package will make its debut at the CES show in Las Vegas this January, and can be purchased (along with custom guitars) at www.artguitar.com.
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8:23 PM on 12.20.2007
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I know, I tried >.>
But now I read the article.
Sweet Jesus.
No.
I mean...sheesh.
It still blows my mind how absurd it is.