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#1 Reason to hate Xbox 360: this song.
10:09 PM on 01.08.2007, Faith 30 comments

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Oh God, someone shoot this poor gamer before he makes another video game song.

Alerttheinternets decided after his Xbox 360 started giving him problems that he would sing about it to the tune of "Roxanne" by The Police. In this case, I prefer to listen to the whining voice of Sting over this guy.

Next he'll be making a Wii song sung to the tune of "We are family".


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Namelessted's Avatar
Namelessted at 01/08/2007 22:13
That is pure gold. Is he trying to be humorous, because its fucking hilarious.
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Vigor at 01/08/2007 22:20
Its better than that paris hilton song if thats saying anything....
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rjtownsend at 01/08/2007 22:26
That guy's a pro! He should try out for American Idol.
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GENACON at 01/08/2007 22:27
He's brave, very brave.

He gets points for that at least.
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Teamjesus at 01/08/2007 22:28
He was on American idol.
He was the fat one who made fun of Simon.
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potter at 01/08/2007 22:33
He must be Filipino. :O
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Cruds at 01/08/2007 22:35
He should have made a song about his Casio keybord, sadly that thing still works.
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xBBx at 01/08/2007 22:40
You are the weakest link...goodbye!

That's right..I'm bringing that phrase back and I don't care who knows it.
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Dexter345 at 01/08/2007 22:42
Ted: I'm pretty sure he's doing it to be funny. I put out songs that sound this bad for the same reason. That said, I loved this.
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R Riley at 01/08/2007 22:49
I was laughing my ass off. This kid is hilarious, his accent makes it even better.
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Putthebottledown at 01/08/2007 22:50
It's great.. I will be singing it all day now... we should all call our local radio stations and get this played.. muhahahaha.. XXXXXXXXXXXXX BOOOOXXXX
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kaz at 01/08/2007 23:03
I did see "Dick in a box" didn't crack a smile.
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GatsuTheBerserker at 01/09/2007 00:11
Damn Kaz, you need to hit the pipe.
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merc at 01/09/2007 00:33
you don't need drugs to know that "dick in a box" was positively fantastic.

i would like to know what else kaz finds hilarious. seriously. i really would like to know.
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Roryzilla at 01/09/2007 00:42
I for one found it humorous. Like, it was funny, but he was also singing it pretty bad, which added to the funniness. Good job.
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kaz at 01/09/2007 03:21
what do I find hilarious? ummm, BASEketball which I watched this afternoon for like the 100th time, My Name is Earl(not so much now, but the 1st season was hilarious), uhhh I can't think of other stuff right now
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kaz at 01/09/2007 03:39
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drizzt at 01/09/2007 06:16
I gotta hand it to him though- That's almost precisely what happened to my 360 on Christmas Eve. Granted, my checkers were blue instead of red, but it was still irritating, nonetheless :p
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Snaileb at 01/09/2007 08:30
Retarded.
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Beautox at 01/09/2007 09:19
so will all the 360 fan boys start drinking tang every time he says xbox?
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michiyoyoshiku at 01/09/2007 10:24
*grabs shotgun*

lets not worry about him anymore I'll send him to a better place.
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CaffeinePowered at 01/09/2007 11:41
I dont know whats worse, this or the PSP rap
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dprime at 01/09/2007 12:20
Please don't give him any ideas.

"Wii debuted at E3
Mii is a feature on thee."
Namelessted's Avatar
Namelessted at 01/09/2007 16:01
this song is awesome
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WETMF at 01/17/2007 17:10
he s crazy
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FoD at 02/10/2007 00:23
This guy could go far....
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