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Oh God, someone shoot this poor gamer before he makes another video game song.

Alerttheinternets decided after his Xbox 360 started giving him problems that he would sing about it to the tune of "Roxanne" by The Police. In this case, I prefer to listen to the whining voice of Sting over this guy.

Next he'll be making a Wii song sung to the tune of "We are family".


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kaz's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2007 22:05
kaz
Not bad, it was better than anything SNL has done since the early 90's
unbrightness's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2007 22:07
unbrightness
What a sad,sad,sad gamer. For real though, its like listening to a cat that was forced to inhale helium and then started meowing like crazy
Namelessted's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2007 22:13
Namelessted
That is pure gold. Is he trying to be humorous, because its fucking hilarious.
Vigor's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2007 22:20
Vigor
Its better than that paris hilton song if thats saying anything....
rjtownsend's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2007 22:26
rjtownsend
That guy's a pro! He should try out for American Idol.
GENACON's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2007 22:27
GENACON
He's brave, very brave.

He gets points for that at least.
potter's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2007 22:33
potter
He must be Filipino. :O
Cruds's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2007 22:35
Cruds
He should have made a song about his Casio keybord, sadly that thing still works.
xBBx's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2007 22:40
xBBx
You are the weakest link...goodbye!

That's right..I'm bringing that phrase back and I don't care who knows it.
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2007 22:42
Dexter345
Ted: I'm pretty sure he's doing it to be funny. I put out songs that sound this bad for the same reason. That said, I loved this.
R Riley's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2007 22:49
R Riley
I was laughing my ass off. This kid is hilarious, his accent makes it even better.
Putthebottledown's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2007 22:50
Putthebottledown
It's great.. I will be singing it all day now... we should all call our local radio stations and get this played.. muhahahaha.. XXXXXXXXXXXXX BOOOOXXXX
kaz's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2007 23:03
kaz
I did see "Dick in a box" didn't crack a smile.
GatsuTheBerserker's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/09/2007 00:11
GatsuTheBerserker
Damn Kaz, you need to hit the pipe.
merc's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/09/2007 00:33
merc
you don't need drugs to know that "dick in a box" was positively fantastic.

i would like to know what else kaz finds hilarious. seriously. i really would like to know.
Roryzilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/09/2007 00:42
Roryzilla
I for one found it humorous. Like, it was funny, but he was also singing it pretty bad, which added to the funniness. Good job.
kaz's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/09/2007 03:21
kaz
what do I find hilarious? ummm, BASEketball which I watched this afternoon for like the 100th time, My Name is Earl(not so much now, but the 1st season was hilarious), uhhh I can't think of other stuff right now
kaz's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/09/2007 03:39
kaz
drizzt's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/09/2007 06:16
drizzt
I gotta hand it to him though- That's almost precisely what happened to my 360 on Christmas Eve. Granted, my checkers were blue instead of red, but it was still irritating, nonetheless :p
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/09/2007 08:30
Snaileb
Retarded.
Beautox's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/09/2007 09:19
Beautox
so will all the 360 fan boys start drinking tang every time he says xbox?
michiyoyoshiku's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/09/2007 10:24
michiyoyoshiku
*grabs shotgun*

lets not worry about him anymore I'll send him to a better place.
CaffeinePowered's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/09/2007 11:41
CaffeinePowered
I dont know whats worse, this or the PSP rap
dprime's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/09/2007 12:20
dprime
Please don't give him any ideas.

"Wii debuted at E3
Mii is a feature on thee."
Namelessted's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/09/2007 16:01
Namelessted
this song is awesome
WETMF's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2007 17:10
WETMF
he s crazy
FoD's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/10/2007 00:23Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting</a>
FoD
This guy could go far....
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