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Pokemon Go beta heads to Australia, New Zealand

Apr 09  ·  Kyle MacGregor  
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Pokémon Go's field test is coming to Oceania this month, developer Niantic Labs announced today. Australia and New Zealand will be the first western countries to get it in on the beta program, which launched exclusively in Japan last...

 
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The modern Star Fox puppets are so much cuter than the originals

Apr 08  ·  Jordan Devore  
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The Jim Henson Company's puppets were an honest-to-god highlight of Nintendo's E3 2015 showing, and it's about time someone dusted them off. Star Fox Zero is only a couple weeks away! I'm sure some of you will have opinions about the conte...

 
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Last chance to save on Dark Souls III pre-order deals

Apr 08  ·  2 min read  ·  Dealzon  
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With less than a week to go, the April 12 release of Dark Souls III inches closer and the clock is now ticking on select pre-order deals. PC players are receiving discounts on Dark Souls III for up to 25 percent off while console ...

 
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Wisdom from Swery

Saturday morning and I'm thinking about what should I do today?

Apr 08  ·  2 min read  ·  Steven Hansen  
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Deadly Premonition and D4 creator Swery (who has contributed a guest article here in the past) has been on a roll on Twitter lately. Maybe it's all the mind gunk that would otherwise be poured into a second season of D4 now just seepin...

 
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Castlevania

In addition to those posters, Castlevania and Silent Hill are getting vinyl releases too

Apr 08  ·  Chris Carter  
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You may have heard that Mondo will be selling four pretty amazing posters at Emerald City Comicon, but there's another surprise in the mix as well. The company has announced that there will be a pair of limited edition vinyl soundtracks for...

 
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Assassin's Creed

Why you would want an Assassin's Creed bust is beyond me

Apr 08  ·  Chris Carter  
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While I can see the appeal behind a cool looking figure of Ezio leaping off of a building, I don't share the same excitement for busts of the same character, with his arms ripped off, looking down at his life choices (presumably what lead t...

 

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Get the best Miitomo Drop items without blowing through your coins

Apr 08  ·  Alissa McAloon  
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Turns out prayer isn't the easiest way to get items in Miitomo Drop. The minigame, stashed in the shop section of Nintendo's recent mobile game Miitomo, offers players a chance at themed items through a pachinko-style game of chance. O...

 
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The studio behind Rust has a new Minecraft-style VR game

Apr 08  ·  Jordan Devore  
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At first glance, Chunks just seems like a form of Minecraft designed with virtual reality in mind. You can create and destroy your overly-familiar-looking sandbox world as an all-seeing being in the sky, or mercilessly toss your little blo...

 
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After one year in operation, Blizzard moves to shut down unofficial Vanilla WoW server

Apr 08  ·  Chris Carter  
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For the past year, a private World of Warcraft server called Nostalrius has been in operation, with one goal in mind -- preserve the original Vanilla experience, without any additional expansions or updates. It's a noble goal, but...

 
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Walmart is selling Quantum Break for $48

Apr 08  ·  Dealzon  
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Don't have an Amazon Prime or Best Buy's Gamers Club Unlocked membership? No problemo, says Walmart. If you're planning to pick up Xbox One's latest exclusive title Quantum Break, the game is already discounted by 20 perfect over at the ret...

 
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David Hayter is back as Snake and he's... selling cars?

Apr 08  ·  Jordan Devore  
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Many fans missed hearing David Hayter as the English voice of Snake in Metal Gear Solid V: Ground Zeroes and The Phantom Pain, and it's clear he's still bummed to this day to have been pushed aside in favor of actor Kiefer Sutherland. That...

 
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Apr 08   ·   3 min read  ·  Darren Nakamura
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As the old saying goes, absence makes the heart grow fonder. That might have happened with Minecraft: Story Mode. The first four episodes of the season released within two and a half months of one another, and I had been pret...   read

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Video game Olympics are now a thing, and they're built on a not-great premise

Apr 08  ·  3 min read  ·  Brett Makedonski  
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When many of the world's best athletes are in Rio de Janeiro for this summer's Olympics, many of the world's best eSports athletes will be there too. At this week's London Games Festival, the eGames were announced -- ostensibly an Olympics ...

 
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Review: Logitech G610 Orion Brown

Apr 08   ·   3 min read  ·  Zack Furniss
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For the last couple months, I've been using a $2 keyboard that I bought because I built a PC with leftover parts I had, and needed something functional for Destructoid. While my main PC has a Razer BlackWidow Ultimate, that's...   read

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Zelda Wii U rumors

Gender options and voice acting rumored for the new Zelda

Apr 08  ·  Jed Whitaker  
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There is a flurry of rumors hitting the net today surrounded the upcoming Zelda title for Wii U. The main source of the rumor is Emily Rogers, who is known for leaking the existence of a Paper Mario game on the Wii U before Paper Mario...

 
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The Nintendo 'Super Spring Sale' is pretty dope

Apr 08  ·  Chris Carter  
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Third parties typically have sales on Nintendo platforms weekly -- to the point where Atlus and a few other usual suspects almost perpetually have games on sale. But as always, Nintendo is very resilient to the practice, given that some tit...

 
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Dark Souls III

PC players can pre-load Dark Souls III on Steam right now

Apr 08  ·  Brett Makedonski  
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The only thing standing between PC players and their sweet, sweet Dark Souls III is four days and 17.2GB. As of today, we have the means to knock out half of that list -- and it's not the half that would require a time machine. Dark So...

 
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Review: Roccat Kiro modular ambidextrous gaming mouse

Apr 08   ·   4 min read  ·  Joe Parlock
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Gaming peripherals, on the whole, can be pretty dang expensive. If it isn’t a £150 keyboard, it’s a £200 pair of headphones, or maybe even an £800 VR headset. Add all the different bits-and-bobs ...   read

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Nosgoth

Legacy of Kain multiplayer spinoff Nosgoth is shutting down next month

Apr 08  ·  Zack Furniss  
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The Legacy of Kain games can't catch a break. It's been thirteen years since there's been a sequel in the wonderful vampire series. We've seen thirty minutes of the cancelled Dead Sun, which at least led to the asymmetrical spinoff Nos...

 
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Blizzard

Heroes of the Storm has unlocked every character for the weekend

Apr 08  ·  Jordan Devore  
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In celebration of the Heroes of the Dorm finals this weekend, Blizzard is running a special in-game promotion that you're gonna want to check out. Besides an XP bonus that will work on top of any other boosts you have active (like the one f...

 
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Atlus

Atlus turns 30 years old this week

Apr 08  ·  Chris Carter  
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You could say that I'm an Atlus fan. I first learned of Atlus proper in the mid-'90s, when my cousin brought over a little old game called Persona. Come to find out I had been playing "Atlus" games, whether developed or published, for sever...

 
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Destiny

Here's exactly whats in Destiny's April 12 update

Apr 08  ·  Chris Carter  
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Since Bungie has decided to break down the April Destiny update into multiple Twitch streams, it can get a little confusing in terms of figuring out what's actually in it. Thankfully, it sent over a handy infographic that explains it a...

 
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Dark Souls III

The hyped up Dark Souls mystery announcement today was...clothing

Apr 08  ·  Chris Carter  
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Yesterday, Namco Bandai tweeted out an ominous "big announcement" reveal for Dark Souls. Seemingly realizing that maybe raising expectations isn't a great thing to do, it then tweeted "don't worry, it's not about the game." Right after ever...

 
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Huge thanks to our very lovely, very sexy, very Australian: Nekro. He gave us the beautiful header you see above. Jed, normally you're pretty fuckable. Times you by four and animu you though? Me-fucking-ow. Fist me Mr. Whitaker. Fist me lon...

 
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Dragon Quest Heroes II gets an in-depth new trailer

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We got a quick look at Dragon Quest Heroes II: The Twin Kings and the Prophecy's End a couple months back, but the newest trailer is much more comprehensive, giving each character new and old ample screen time and explaining all of the vari...

 
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Almost one year later, Splatoon is still being updated

Apr 08  ·  Chris Carter  
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Can you believe it?It's been nearly a year since Splatoon launched last May. And with this April 12 update, that would make it almost a year since Nintendo has been sporadically supporting the game with new levels, weapons, and other c...

 
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Welkin Road is like Mirror's Edge without the story

Apr 08  ·  2 min read  ·  Chris Carter  
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Next week, yet another video game will be hitting Steam's Early Access program. The culprit? A parkour joint by developer Gregor Panič, titled Welkin Road. The pitch is easy to comprehend. It's a 3D freerunner set across multiple abstr...

 
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Dark Souls III tweet

This Dark Souls tweet perfectly sums up my feelings about Dark Souls III

Apr 08  ·  Ben Davis  
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I'd say I'm pretty much a Dark Souls fanboy at this point. I've played each game in the series long enough to earn all four platinum trophies, and then I kept on playing them for a long time afterwards. And yet, with Dark Souls III on the h...

 
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Romancing SaGa 2

Romancing SaGa 2 is coming west after over two decades

Apr 08  ·  Chris Carter  
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Romancing SaGa 2 was originally released on the Super Famicom in 1993, and hasn't seen a release outside of Japan to date. ::cue drumroll:: Until now! Square Enix has just announced that the mobile edition of the game (released recently in ...

 
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My Nintendo

Are you satisfied with the My Nintendo program?

Apr 08  ·  Chris Carter  
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The day finally came -- the replacement for Club Nintendo is live -- My Nintendo. Rather than solely provide users with the bulk of their points from purchases, there's systems in place to provide rewards for checking into Miiverse and the ...

 
 
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Dwavenhobble
Dwavenhobble

As everyone is doing First cartoon crush heres the first I Shlainn Blaze

 
ZombZ
ZombZ

Are you prepared for the coming apocalypse? Ive heard a rumor that in about 6 months the gold coin reserves in Fort Knox will

 
ShadeOfLight
ShadeOfLight

No

 
Luca Blight
Luca Blight

Oh yeah first cartoon

 
Luca Blight
Luca Blight

After waking up and reading Castlevania and Silent Hill vinyl comments its safe to say we reached the high point of human Also I just found this picture and I have to share it you

 
FakePlasticTree
FakePlasticTree

Cartoon, eh? Would have to be now Im listening to Real Folk Blues <3

 
ooktar
ooktar

Off the top of my head, this is one of my first Cartoon

 
Shinta
Shinta

First cartoon crush (on the

 
Dr Mel
Dr Mel

There isnt a way to unfap posts you may have accidentally tapped or clicked May have clicked on a weird post that got deleted

 
chrisbradshaw
chrisbradshaw

No comment

 
Robo Panda Z
Robo Panda Z

Not the earliest, but definitely one of my childhood cartoon

 
gajknight
gajknight

My cartoon

 
Nekrosys
Nekrosys

More cartoon crushes? Kaworu<3

 
Nathan D
Nathan D

Honorable

 
chrisbradshaw
chrisbradshaw

Where the fuck did my latest blog go?

 
DanteKinkade
DanteKinkade

I have alot of crushes in Digimon as well, but my fave as always been the younger of the brothers So my fave anime And

 
Fuzunga
Fuzunga

I was writing a blog about Final Fantasy XV, but Im going to put that on hold and write a blog for @Dreamweaver

 
Malthor
Malthor

Cartoon crushes you say?

 
Pixie The Fairy
Pixie The Fairy

Cartoon crush?

 
Jinx 01
Jinx 01

Original DVD releases with box, reversible covers, and production info I should rewatch since apparently thats what the cool kids are

 
Nekrosys
Nekrosys

In all seriousness? First cartoon Probably Yamato (Matt) from Digimon

 
Parismio
Parismio

Other cartooon crush

 
SeymourDuncan17
SeymourDuncan17

Oh, FIRST cartoon crushes? I must admit, even at a very young age, I was a dirty

 
Gamemaniac3434
Gamemaniac3434

Tonight, me, Linkslayer64 and Rad Party God played some dont starve together and had a Hopefully link will have a some point, so you can see the heartpounding

 
LinkSlayer64
LinkSlayer64

She got a new outfit and I fell for her all over again TT_TT

 
DanteKinkade
DanteKinkade

Catboys in maid outfits, got to love this combo <3

 
Dreamweaver
Dreamweaver

First cartoon crush? If animes dont count, Id have to say Blossom from The Powerpuff I said before that I like to imagine Im a gender-bendered version of Buttercup, and that Im secretly dating Blossom while Bubbles is We fuck a

 
Parismio
Parismio

Dammit Gungeon, just let me have three keys when I make a I always needed one more but you never seem to drop them!

 
Nekrosys
Nekrosys

Cartoon crushes, huh? Theres really only one

 
KnickKnackMyWack
KnickKnackMyWack

And heres my first cartoon What can I say? I was young and

 
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